i am 100% organic, unfortunately

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[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

[viralfrog]

[reliquarian]

Thinking about old gay rat and otter MTG art

representation

[innumerable-voices]

So we made this lake for detecting neutrinos and it's full of the most perfectly pure H2O probably ever to exist. It has no dissolved minerals or oxygen or anything at all. And it fucking hates being like this, this state is deeply unnatural, it craves having things to dissolve, it once ate an entire wrench in a couple of days.

Anyway I think that's what being an angel is like, you're so pure of desire that your presence leaches the desire of those around you, someone who spends too much time around you will loose everything up to and including their desire to keep breathing.

[innumerable-voices]

We could put this lake out of it's misery by giving it things to absorb, bags of salt, chunks of metal, corpses even. And it'd be just like any other body of water

The same is true of angels, if one starts following you about and leaching your desires you can fix it the same way. Overstim it until it screams, force feed it until it pukes, hurt it until it cries, fill it so full of sensations that its halo falls off and it'll be like any other human. And then put a collar on it, it's basically a new born so it can't look after itself yet.

I've adopted five new pets this way

[innumerable-voices]

So we also made this other lake, well I say 'made' but like it was already there we just dumped nuclear waste there for years and years until it became the most polluted place on earth. The water there is so chokkeful of deadly deadly radiation a single cup could kill you

Anyway I think that's what it's like to be a demon. You're so saturated with desire that your presence radiates hunger and lust causing those around you to succumb to their base needs until they inevitably tear themselves to shreds in attempt to satiate a bottomless vessel

You can't ever 'fix' a demon like you can with an angel, but you can capture one pretty easily and contain it's aura by putting a lead blanket over its cage. Then if you're ever stuck at a boring dinner party you can bring it out and turn it the party into an orgy

[zitongzi]

So if a demon anf an angel ever met theyd just both become normal?

[smbc-comics]

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[snapscube]

can u move things with ur mind?

yeah but only if i use my hands

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[spiribia]

so fond of how nanami packed not only a snail but 2 backup animals as well, in case the snail wasn’t enough. she spent all night catching the garter snake out of the wild too. remember nanami as a kid all scuffed up and covered in dirt with a kitten like she’d just chased it through the garden, only to be reprimanded for bringing something so filthy into the house. nanami kiryuu is the weirdo that keeps a snail in her bookbag. she tries to frame anthy this way because she perceives this behavior - these weird little animals - as something that society will cruelly ostracize you for. you kind of see nanami fear she’s irrevocably associated with these ‘weird’ creatures too - the pests touga and anthy were trying to kill, or the fly in the swarm, or the various egg-laying animals. the prank could potentially be pot calling the kettle black as always with those two. but the thing is that nanami’s prank doesn’t actually fail because anthy counters them – anthy makes herself seem even weirder than nanami intended. it doesn’t achieve its desired effect because utena and miki don’t care. they don’t care if anthy keeps a snail in her pencil box, or 100 snails in her pencil box. they might still think it’s weird, as utena does, but that’s not the conditional thing that ruins their friendship and turns them against her. it’s not all a careful performance, where a single slip-up or nonconformity condemns you - the way nanami perceives it. also, i think it’s funny that despite nanami’s outward disdain for utena she always includes utena as one of the judgmental figures to impress in her mental scenarios. 

[monsterpotion]

[a-thousand-pots]

I made something 🥰🎉🎉

Wayword — a daily word-ladder puzzle

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It has a daily mode that resets at UTC midnight. I’ve had fun with it with some friends - hopefully other people find it fun too :)

Lmk if you have any feedback

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[byrdiamaa]

Something I feel is not brought up often enough in the discussion of land back and the indigenous genocide of the United States in white spaces especially is that they were running over entire sovereign states. The Cherokee were themselves an industrializing nation that was more literate than the United States itself before Andrew Jackson enacted his genocide, the Haudenosaunee were a state propped up by the west for a long time before they decided them to not be useful anymore, the Lakota were legally recognized as a sovereign nation by the United States government before they tore them down. Reservations today are still technically "sovereign" nations even if you never see them on the map and they're about as sovereign as the West Bank, they still don't get to govern themselves or return to their lands.

Even if they weren't organized as such the settlers still would continue their genocidal campaign, but it also further shows that at its core the United States, and the west as a whole, does not care about the sovereignty of *any nation* that isn't white, no matter their organization or level of wealth or literacy, or even if the United States Constitution was directly ripped from their own.

Idk maybe this isnt news for active indigenous activists but these were real nations with real boundaries that should be allowed to exist as real sovereign nations instead of as dependencies of the evil empire.

[animentality]

[captain-price-returns]

Footage of a mid air collision between a pair of Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base today, with all four crew bailing out. 17 May 2026

[sugary--sheep]

[kianamaiart]

It's been about a year since the last one... (characters listed in order top to bottom, left to right)

Who's your favorite character?

Aika

Zira

Hoshi

Eclipse

Lady DeVoid

Miss

Voting ended onMay 15

[kianamaiart]

congrats zira!

[demilypyro]

Serra Ashur i love you with my whole entire heart. but man Morgan might actually be a more patient person than me. if I found out even *an android* had more humanity inside her than me I'd fucking freak out I think. I watch Serra in episode 2 getting along with everybody way better than Morgan can and it's so painful dog. especially given Morgan specifically connected with Serra because they both had that artifice of humanity. to think Serra is so quickly surpassing her, leaving her behind. fuck that hurts

[greenheart-anon]

[javert]

"although you personally may reject the view that there is an immaterial mind or soul, science alone cannot rule it out."

actually we can rule it out quite easily. when Phineas Gage got an iron bar through his brain and his personality changed, it was his physical brain getting stabbed with a piece of metal that did it, not his immortal soul up and deciding to act like someone else. you are the physical mechanisms of your brain, and if your brain gets fucked up, you will change (or be dead). I think that's pretty clear and obvious to anyone who has been paying attention to the past century+ of neuroscience. which i would hope you're doing if you're writing a book about or adjacent to neuroscience.

if you're going to write a religious tract, please don't pretend that you're writing a serious book about science. please! i'm begging!

[captainjonnitkessler]

Even people who say they don't believe in souls tend to believe that there is an inherent "you" that cannot be changed or altered, only revealed. See also: people insisting that mental illness cannot make you a bigot or make you lash out and act abusively.

It's very, very scary to understand that who you are as a person, your entire identity, the entire way you view yourself, is not nearly as in your control as you think, and is fundamentally because of the way your brain is structured, and can change if your brain changes.

People want to believe that they could never become disabled or ill in such a way that the entire core of their identity is permanently erased and replaced with what is essentially a different person. That's the plot of a lot of horror, in fact! It's terrifying!

Unfortunately being terrifying doesn't mean it's not true and I think claims to the alternative are essentially cope.