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Y'all understand that it is literally not possible for gay couples to be heteronormative. A masculine gay man dating a feminine gay man isn’t heteronormative. A butch lesbian dating a femme lesbian isn’t heteronormative. They’re fucking gay. Telling gay people they’re somehow enforcing heteronormativity by being themselves and dating another gay person is nasty and ridiculous.

archai9925

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

yurimom

this is really just my favorite tiktok

unclefather

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

chaosthedemon

how dare you hide this in the notes

emptyg1rl

me (not caffeinated): anxious

me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

gaycism

#HAHAHAHAHA

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER

🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻

holefoodsmarket

please watch this I’m not a gamer so I wasn’t expecting anything relatable but it was so good

thepoisonroom

you’ve heard of the mortifying ordeal of being known, now get ready for the

trufflesmushroom

meangirlnurse

one time one of my coworkers told me that she saw a preview of a show on Netflix that really struck her as something i would like and should try watching and i asked her what the title was and it was fucking Big Mouth

mister-christmas

I think that counts as character assassination

toastbutteregg

intersexfairy

sensory issues be like *turns up phone brightness to hear better* *turns off light to see better* *socks don’t have to match but they MUST be the same length and texture* *washes hands out of no where because they don’t feel clean* *oversensitive to one sense but undersensitive to another, related sense* *unlocks phone to concentrate*

#oof