Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend
Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule
Sweatpants count as a look
Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home
“Haha that’s gross let me see”
Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything
Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking
Makes weird noise effects to express emotions
Laying on random surfaces
I'm so fucking mad cuz when it comes to others I'm definitely a mom friend to all but like this is 100% fucking me and I hate it. 😂





































