Red Earphones And Dynamite

Cats will be cats and cats eat birds. Nature, tattoos, witchcraft, feminism.

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[sixohthree]

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

[emergentpattern]

I am a Leo and that’s why I gotta keep it up to y’all

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

I am a Taurus and I don’t want to be a dick.

[persephoneinspace-deactivated20]

I am a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

I’m a Libra and that’s why I don’t want to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday

[gyaldembrownsugar-deactivated20]

I am a Taurus and that’s why I’m upset about the dude

[alovesogentle]

I’m a Cancer and that’s why I am not a fan of the same mediocre white people

[sailor-sucia]

I’m a Cancer and that’s why I wanna go play with you and your family

[a-melior-ate]

I’m a Libra and thats why i stand for absolutely nothing

[velvetvetiver]

I’m an Aries and that’s why I am so happy to be a part of this family

[proto-homo]

I’m a taurus and that’s why I am going home now

[imaginedsoldier]

I’m a Scorpio and that’s why I was just wondering if you wanna talk about it

[creepykuroneko]

I’m a Leo and that’s why I love you too much

[theoncelightqueen-deactivated20]

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I’m so proud to say I have it too

[heatherwitch]

I’m a Virgo and that’s why my kittens and I have to go home and study.

[redearphonesanddynamite]

I'm a sagittarius and that's why I hit you back

[slavicafire]

oh no, the late-night urge to run away to the seclusion of the forest hut and live off berries and mushrooms and home-made liquor with a group of alluring and eerie wild-women is back

[squidwithelbows]

Finally finished my full set of the grand relics and their wielders, because the adventure zone owns my heart now.

[redearphonesanddynamite]

Oh my God this is amazing!!

[theconcealedweapon]

[bimbocracy]

This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again

[indigenousandangry]

^What they said. Don’t give them an inch. They have absolutely no idea what to do once this tactic doesn’t work. 

“Ok fine I’ll just never speak again.”

“Good deal. You should never speak ever.”

[xenosagaepisodeone]

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

[communitygardens]

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

[butchflirt]

[toastp1ercer]

@spock-and-uhuras-jam-band literally lmao

[elfwreck]

She Divorced Me Because I Left Dishes by the Sink

I remember my wife often saying how exhausting it was for her to have to tell me what to do all the time. It’s why the sexiest thing a man can say to his partner is “I got this,” and then take care of whatever needs taken care of.

I always reasoned: “If you just tell me what you want me to do, I’ll gladly do it.”

But she didn’t want to be my mother. She wanted to be my partner, and she wanted me to apply all of my intelligence and learning capabilities to the logistics of managing our lives and household.

She wanted me to figure out all of the things that need done, and devise my own method of task management.

I wish I could remember what seemed so unreasonable to me about that at the time.

It’s not just about equal division of labor. It’s also about, “this thing is important to her. If he ignores it, he’s saying that what she wants is irrelevant to him.”

And that’s a guy saying, “I’m only spending time with you because it’s pleasant for me.” He’s already decided what’s “really” important, and her input is not welcome.

If he won’t do the dishes and laundry, he’s looking for fun, not a partnership. And his “leftist” ideals will be the same–something he studies because it’s interesting to him; a form of activism that he thinks will bring him a better life. If he can’t do household tasks that matter to a person he loves, he sure as hell can’t support policies that help people whose struggles he doesn’t even acknowledge are real.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

LET’S LOOK AT THIS MONEY SHOT RIGHT HERE ONE MORE TIME:

I always reasoned: “If you just tell me what you want me to do, I’ll gladly do it.”

But she didn’t want to be my mother. She wanted to be my partner, and she wanted me to apply all of my intelligence and learning capabilities to the logistics of managing our lives and household.

She wanted me to figure out all of the things that need done, and devise my own method of task management.

DEAR FUCKING GAWD THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT DETAIL. STOP WAITING FOR ME TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING LIVE HERE TOO, AND YOU’VE SEEN IT DONE DAILY FOR A DECADE.

[alright-gay]

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

[plantwitch]

ladies, if he dies, he dies!

[redearphonesanddynamite]

Its 2019, let him figure it out

[dysonairbladefan1992]

People have a problem with “hairy, man-hating lesbians” yet no one seems to have a problem with hairy, woman-hating straight guys, why is this

[crash-bang-boom]

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Ask and you shall receive. xx Original post here Backing track here

[amethyst-skeleton]

Reblogging again, here are the transcribed lyrics!

Chorus

Jolene (×4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

Please don’t take him just because you can

Verse One

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of auburn hair

With ivory skin

And eyes of emerald green

For years our town’s been terrorised

By the beast who takes disguise

In the shell

That calls itself Jolene

Our sleep disturbed by quaking breath

Eyes closed against the threat of death

That lies behind

The teeth of that Jolene

The closer that you get to her

The more those edges seem to blur

To something that

Cannot be called Jolene

Chorus

Verse Two

Your teeth are sharp, your mouth agape

Your claws rend flesh, there’s no escape

From judgement of

The Eldritch One, Jolene

But I’ve seen beyond that auburn hair

My eyes have met your vacant stare

But I’ve been told

I’m hard to scare, Jolene

Chorus but it’s:

Jolene (x4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

I’ll end this story just how it began

I’ll take your teeth if you try to take my man

End.

(edited from op’s corrections)

[prairiemouse]

it’s time to abandon the responsibilities of school and jobs and move into a Scottish castle to live as hermit witches.

[gorgeousgeology]

[edderkopper]

Yes

[gefdreamsofthesea]

Absolutely

[sulpher]

I feel so much better after seeing this picture so yes you must be

[italeteller]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

Beyond all doubt.

[biwrecksual]

@orriculum

[themanicnami]

@stormwaterwitch @crystalwitch-in-the-tardis

[ladywolfsmal]

some of y'all never had crushes on unromanceable npcs and it shows

[thecottageinthedark]

goblin food manifesto

all roots, including potatoes, are goblin food

mushrooms are goblin food too

meat, especially dried meat or offal

all junk food is goblin food

macaroni cheese is goblin food even if you used fancy ass ingredients to make it. in fact all large helpings of pasta are goblin

anything eaten at 3am is goblin food

anything thrown out/slated to be thrown out becomes goblin food

anything made from leftovers is DEFINITELY goblin food

stolen food is goblin food, but only if you are unrepentant about stealing it. if you’re guilty it isn’t goblin.

[redearphonesanddynamite]

Realizing you're a goblin

[lochnessprincess]

[ourkittenseesghosts]

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[redearphonesanddynamite]

Ou

[pururin]