The Idiodyssey

24 /gay/ neurodivergent / any pronouns Instagram: redoxus_art

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[targetedknowledge]

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

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[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[i-suggest-hypno]

i'd be a really good mid level hypnotic harem member i think

[i-suggest-hypno]

[hyenaswine]

based based based based based based based based based based based based

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[magneatio]

image i reference nearly every day

[badassdemonsword]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

[autumn-clover]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

sorry for getting self righteous about uuuuh my belief in the innate wonder of human life and connection I guess

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

[irondive]

[donutdrawsthings]

my most sick and twisted fantasy

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[pocketkris]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[electroshocktherapist-deactivat]

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere