je t'adore

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

someone is mad i turned on the light

[technofeudalism]

i think mimikyu just looks like that

[sloppystyle]

[papasmoke]

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

[toomanydesign]

[getrichquicktricks]

following tai lopez on snapchat has really been an experience

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

[queenwhiskey]

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

[mkbematt-deactivated20181219]

47 bullets in my gun account

[wern]

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

[wern]

since you guys wanted to see it

[damazcuz]

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[lookinggoodinplaid]

(In a Werner Herzog voice) The perpetual references to Lassie in popular culture, an archetypal savior of the family and its children, positions the dog as an enforcer of the status quo. Beneath those watery irises is an endeavor to sequester the latent kindnesses of society into a furry, lovable vessel rather than allow individuals to direct it towards each other. Lassie is an evil, borne from our innate cowardice towards the prospect interacting with one's fellow man. Perhaps it is easier for the American to die than to reach out a hand in fellowship. Under the prevalence of canines, cruelty is a preferential morality.

[footage of police dogs is shown over the last few sentences]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in zis sense, we arr all little timmy, down hiz well

[awwww-cute]

Took my dog backpacking last week. She mostly just took naps. (Source: http://ift.tt/2sK7WbX)

[heartwarminganimals]

Ploop ploop ploop

[creepymutelilbugger]

i know this is a predator. like a hardened killing machine. tempered by hundreds of years of evolutionary prowess to fine tune him into a living weapon. but ohhhh the little BABYYY look at the Little Bouncing Baby he is going Boing Boing Boing oh my gooddddd

[queen-mihai]

We could never make video games realistic because every vicious uncaring murderfloof looks almost unbearably adorable to us

[playwrongs]

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

[milf--adjacent]

[crabussy]

I HAVE TO DRAW. OR ELSE

[crabussy]

(spinning an imaginary wheel in my mind) BUIRGER..... (spinning it more frantically) SPHINX. burgersphinx. okauy. burbersphinx

[beastwhimsy]

BURGERSPHINX!!!!!!! with CHEESE PAWS and FRIES MANE and SESAME SEED FRECKLES!!!!!!

if you want this beastie they're $70USD! no owner yet!

[katieaki]

if you were to crucify Lowly Worm, would you do it like this or like this?

[victusinveritas]

[astercontrol]

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

[speakingofdoorknobs]

Do I need to make a Dunkin Run and see if they have any of these left? (pictures would be posted, of course)

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 5

[speakingofdoorknobs]

Alas - I did go, but they were already sold out and I had content myself with the snacking bacon

[victusinveritas]

From all of us, thanks for trying.

[victusinveritas]

(from Facebook)

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[pmamtraveller]

sleeve tattoo

[teathattast]