DEATH EATERS & Co.

megan. bisexual. slytherin. avid lover of unusual couples and pairings. drabble / prompt ideas are welcome. feel free to send me a message and we can scream about fandoms together.

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my fbi agent

I feel like everyone has such cool fbi agents and mine is just kind of over here like

casually waiting for me to finally commit some crime other than writing horrible gay smut.

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grindeldore headcanons

I'll fight anyone who disagrees that:

albus loved to touch gellerts hair. when they were alone gellert would lay his head on albus' lap and read aloud while albus would run his fingers through gellerts hair. he lived for when gellert would let his hair grow out so he could run his fingers through it and braid it.

gellert always kept sweets on him when he was around albus. whenever the pair were arguing about something, or albus was sad gellert would pull out a sweet and make albus close his eyes so he could guess what it was. he mostly kept lemon drops, a sweet that albus hated in the beginning, but grew to love.

they would throw rocks at each other's window at like two in the morning. when one of them couldn't sleep they would go to the others house and throw rocks to get let in. sometimes they go for walks with only the light of a weak lumos to guide them, and sometimes they would just sit together, legs tangled, and whisper softly about a future they didn't know they would never see.

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harry: [walking into potions late] okay why does the whole room smell like draco's cologne?

hermione: uh harry, were making amortentia.

harry:

draco:

severus:

ron:

dumbledore:

voldemort:

draco: uh—

harry: [turns red, squeaks, and runs out of the room]

pansy: [leans over to whisper to draco] you should probably tell him you smell treacle tarts and a hero complex.

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do you ever think about how in a few hundred years the wizarding world won’t even know the name Harry Potter, and the 1st and 2nd wizarding wars will just be lectures students fall asleep in during binns class.

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Voldemort: it's a little cold outside.

Bellatrix: *sets the whole world on fire*

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Bartylus Headcanons: Part One

Regulus has definitely been in love with his best friend for as long as he can remember.

He and Barty first met on the train ride to hogwarts and became best friends pretty much instantly.

Barty is the only person that knows that the sorting hat could have put him in Gryffindor, but Regulus chose Slytherin.

Barty tells him that he feels he’ll never be good enough to please his father.

They have major bonding over the fact that their families both suck.

Regulus is absolutely shit at History of Magic and Charms, while Barty is really good at Charms, but horrible at Transfiguration so they end up tutoring each other.

Regulus attempted to teach Barty how to fly.

It didn’t go to well.

Before Sirius goes to live with the Potters, Regulus confesses his ever growing ( and very confusing ) feelings towards the blonde and Sirius swears to never tell a soul.

Barty comforts him when Sirius runs away from home, even though Regulus swears he’s not upset by it.

Barty goes to every one of Regulus’ quiditch matches despite the fact that he’s not very interested in the sport.

Regulus spends a lot of time in the library the beginning of fifth year because he wants to please his parents.

Barty liked to distract him candy and make him recite constellations.

They kiss for the first time while trapped under the mistletoe in an abandoned hallway on Christmas their fifth year.

“It didn’t have to mean anything.” Regulus blushed profusely and looked down, eyes darting down the hallway as if looking for the fasted escape. “But I want it to you beautiful idiot.” Barty replied with a soft smirk before leaning in for another kiss.

They keep their relationship a secret, but not very well because two weeks into dating they get caught in the common snogging by Narcissa who rolls her eyes and mutters something about responsibility, even though she’s secretly happy for them.

Most of slytherin knows they’re dating because they get caught so often.

All the slytherins are super cool about the fact that they’re dating but they do get a lot of jokes because they’re roommates.

Barty refuses to let Regulus get the dark mark alone, so he offers himself up to the dark lord as well, so they can stay together and make Regulus’ parents happy.

The night before getting the mark they spend the night together, and end up saying how much they love each other.

At the end of their seventh year they go back to the old corridor they first kissed and talked about everything that was going to change with the war to come.

“Promise me we’ll make it through this.” Barty whispered into the ear of the boy ( now man ) he loved the most. “I promise.” Regulus replied.

They don’t keep that promise.

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“We’re sorry for knocking over the priceless vase while trying to catch chocolate frogs.”

— A letter to Narcissa from Lucius, Rodolphus, and Avery

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"Bella sweetie put the knife down your cousins already have enough mental scaring."

— Druella Black ( probably at some point )

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Voldemort: So your going to be a professor. But not like a horrible professor, like a professor that actually teaches the students important lessons they should know when facing potential threats.

Barty Crouch Jr: My lord... isn't that kind of undermining...

Voldemort: Be quiet. I'm in the middle of scheming

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it’s like midnight and all I can think about it how fucking cute charlie and theodore could be. like charlie is the antisocial weasley who likes dragons more then people and theo is the slightly broken boy who likes sarcasm and books ( and secretly hugs but would never say that aloud ) and I just can’t get over it.