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yeaaannnnn

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— Batman, Barry yesterday-

— That's not Barry

— What?

— That's John Constantine

— Um

— I know it's hard for all of us to accept the loss of the Flash, Hal, but-

— Shut up.

—...But please, at least try to tell blondes apart. Despite the prosopagnosia.

This takes place when Barry was presumed dead by everyone, though he was actually stuck in the Speed Force

[a-rat-named-corban]

Tim drake and Lonnie Machin in love (im a multishipper gang, and my ships have no content so im going to be making it now)

They have competitions of who can hack into a government agency fastest. If they worked together they could probably break into anything in less than two minutes.

Long philosophical talks while laying on a hill outside the city staring at stars

Taking Yap and Ace out for walks together

Lonnie is still Anarky and Tim is still Robin, and they still fight as vigilante and villain but they both go easy on each other. If one of themselves having a bad day the other will let them win.

They have to keep the relationship secret and each have a dozen plans for if anyone finds out. (All include a way to stay together)

Tim starts convincing Bruce to donate to charity more (even if he already does donate a ton)

Lonnie stops stealing from Wayne Enterprises. Not anyone else, just Wayne Enterprises.

They volunteer together all the time

Bruce knows, hed seen the way they acted during fights. He doesn't mention it though. Tim seems happier. Lonnie has mellowed out. It's a win win.

They go to animal shelters as dates and just spend time with the animals.

[timdwayne]

oh nooo its almost valentines day, if only some anarchist who wears an excessive amount of red could come rant to me about the intrinsically capitalist nature of the holiday and accidentally partake in the tradition by spending it with me, and cuddling up and watching bad movies and criticizing them!!!!

or a dark haired punk with a leather jacket could come hang out and show me wendy the werewolf stalker!!!

or a blonde girl who really likes purple could show up and hit me with a brick again idk!!!!!!

or an almost cult sacrifice could come talk to me about his conspiracy theories and teach me how to cook!!!!!!

or a speedster could come over and play video games and eat junk food with me all day!!!!!!!!!

or-

[bat-bleed]

Can we all get more timlonnie

[han-the-human]

Me checking the Jaime Reyes tag every day like

Any more food?

No?

Oh ok...

[sillywillyco]

i love spongebob

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I ACCIDENTALLY HEARD SOMETHING SOMEWHERE AND NOW I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT CONNER KENT DOESN’T HAVE A BELLY BUTTON

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I feel like, given his origins, Conner Kent has got to have some kind of brain quirks — like, neurodivergence, for sure. Maybe some specific rituals, stuff like that.

Like, say, if he’s standing too close to someone, he stops breathing — because he knows he’s breathing the same air as them and he doesn’t want that.

Or maybe he has to eat with one hand and hold something in the other, and it can never be the other way around.

I also think the sound of babies crying would be genuinely painful and unbearable for him.

Oh, and obviously — he always speaks super directly. Except about his feelings, of course.

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Hey everyone. This post is off-topic for my account, but today my parents told me we’re moving to the absolute middle of nowhere in our country. And on top of that, my dad’s going to be living in a different city for work and will only visit us occasionally. I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to leave my home again, it hurts so much.

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TIM DRAKE RECORDED EPISODES OF WENDY THE WEREWOLF HUNTER FOR CONNER WHILE HE WAS IN HYPERTIME SO HE WOULDN’T MISS ANY OF HIS FAVORITE SHOW

I FUCKING LOVE THESE TWOOOO

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What’s the most shocking or emotionally devastating fact you know about any DC Comics character?

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Okay but theoretically - could Duke Thons manipulate the light that makes up Green Lantern constructs? Any Lantern, honestly. If a Lantern created a construct, would Duke's powers let him influence it?

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How long are we gonna ignore the fact that the Speed Master from Ninjago is LITERALLY BART ALLEN???

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Kylewally or Birdflash??

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kylewally

Birdflash

Both

Voting ended onJun 20

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What about the idea of sudden… amnesia for Batman?

Imagine Batman without his trauma. Okay, he’d probably still have all his martial arts knowledge, and maybe the languages too. Maybe he could forget his trauma — forget the sound of pearls scattering across the pavement. Although, I think some things would stay. Insomnia. Hypervigilance. That detective-level deduction.

For Alfred, it would be an ordeal. He’s the only one who remembers Bruce from before Batman. He’d want to keep this Bruce — this untraumatised Bruce — around for as long as possible. He’d lock the Batcave. He’d sit down and have tea with Bruce. But he wouldn’t be able to hide Bruce’s true nature from him forever. Sooner or later, Bruce would find out about Batman, about the cave (or Damian, deeply unhappy about what had happened to his father, would tell him), and that would be its own kind of shock.

If the amnesia is temporary, the hardest part isn’t living through it — it’s the moment of return. When the memories flood back in, Bruce would relive his parents’ death as vividly as he did at eight years old. It would tear his new, happy self apart. The old Batman would return, but with extra weight: he’d remember what it felt like to live without the pain. And that knowledge could either break him completely, or… make him just a little bit more human — toward himself, and toward others.

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Why is there so little content about Barry Allen as Blue Lantern?

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The Blue Beetle movie is objectively a bad movie — poor character development, clichés everywhere but... I still lose my mind every time I rewatch it because he’s my absolute favorite character