respectfully, a dumbass with a heart

Remus - trans he/him - pure of heart, dumb of ass

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[octoberended]

JANKA COMIC! BEWARE OF BLOOD AND BODY HORROR!

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

look at him go!

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

he's figuring out how to tree!

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

35 reblogs, he's growing so good :D

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

75 reblogs, fred continues to grow

reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he's starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(

[gallusrostromegalus]

At 1788 Reblogs, Fred is spreading nicely... But We Can Do Better :)

[siderealglimmer]

I would like to see the Fred again please

[the-choir-invisible]

[siderealglimmer]

Oh, ✨Fred!✨

🤩

[cantotallyeven]

This is Fred the post. Please help Fred the Post grow more. We love Fred the Post.

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[remminold]

Ok, thought I had;

If all kryptonite is just chunks from the plant krypton then does that mean the existence of pink kryptonite corresponds with like just neighborhoods on krypton full of gay people? And did the pink chunk of krypton they lived on make them gay or did gay kryptonians just like instinctually move to places with more pink kryptonite???? All of this of course to ask; did krypton have its own pink pony club?

[tsaagan]

World’s first neutering [x]

[a-book-of-creatures]

[wiredwhiskers]

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

dr seuss yaoi

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

I was gonna say “I bet this exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this website

[jaoxn]

Posts that scare new tumblr users

[spirit-of-science]

Why would this scare new users? How bad could it possibly be??

[maeo-png]

[shingetsu-online]

we should not hide this in the tags

[tsunflowers]

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

[stargore]

ooh ooh or when they accidentally drop the phone or something and go “i dropped you! :(“ like. that little glowing box you’re waving around does indeed house my soul!! it’s me!! you’re holding me!!!! and we’re going on a little trip together!!! delightful!!!!!!!!

i love the suggestion that the device they are holding is my corporeal form. very silly and whimsical

[kosmogrl]

I was born in the right generation I love phone in bed time and complaining

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[karvviie]

some jayvik sillies

[remminold]

I had a dream that I was kinda a god, and I grew Plants from my body and I was always kinda scraped up and bruised and there was a doll with sentients that killed a dog that attacked her previous owner and yet she still loved and that's what made her something human and also I stole McDonald's chicken nuggets and drove my car and was alive and it was wonderful and terrible because even as God things still died and nothing was perfect but it was there if only for a moment and that was what made it wonderful

[remminold]

Yomiya's story quest made me cry???? Why??? It was generally really happy but when we got to the friends reconciliation I started sobbing????

[srsfunny]

This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible

[coelasquid]

It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.

[should-be-sleeping]

To win both of your opponents shoulders need to be on the mat.

[mossandsnalls]

SO THAT EXPLAINS IT THANK YOU