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I literally screeched.
Plague inc is getting harder and harderâŚ
Hurt/Comfort is such an interesting thing. Itâs basically an entire genre of fanfiction. Iâd argue it satisfies a very basic, vital needâthe same way that horror satisfies the basic need to be scared in a safe, controllable space.Â
And yet it doesnât really have an equivalent outside of fan culture. "Tearjerkersâ can sometimes come close, theyâre probably the closest thing to a mainstream hurt/comfort genre that there is. But those types of books and movies donât usually focus on the âcomfortâ aspect in the same way, and donât make use of tension and release.
I think every good hurt/comfort fic makes use of tension and release just as horror does, whether the writer is consciously aware of it or not. Though of course the tension and release in h/c comes from different sources than in horror. Instead of anticipating something frightening, you anticipate the intimacy and/or validation that comes from the âcomfortâ part you know is eventually coming. Thatâs what provides release of the tension built up during the âhurtâ scenes.
I could write a goddamned essay about this itâs so fascinating.Â
This is a great definition/analysis of it! Iâve been interested in this too. Itâs always been my favorite fanfiction genre. Itâs to the point where reading just angst is not enough, there is something left unfulfilled if the character does not have the âtension and releaseâ and just remains under whatever stressor at the end. I think part of the reason I like it so much, is often in mainstream media characters DO NOT have that âhealing momentâ, shall we say. Too often, there may be a sad/traumatic/stressful event and the character is shown to just pick themselves up from it and move on like nothing happened. Which is not realistic as we all know, so I think the hurt/comfort genre in fanfiction is a kind of a response to that. The âfilling in the blanksâ of when a character needs a moment of healing or validation to continue onward, because that in a sense is more relatable then the âsuper heroâ character who can move through it like nothing damaged them.Â
this is a very good definition of it and why I probably like it so much
imo h/c is also built on the trust between two or more people. that when one of them falls there WILL be someone to validate their pain, soothe their wounds (physical or emotional), and not only pick them back up but remain with them even when theyâre back on theyâre feet. itâs not hurt/recovery;Â itâs not the super-human, masochist bullshit mentioned above.Â
h/c builds a world in which we (as readers and in part as the parts of characters we identify with) are given permission to fall apart. h/c is the freedom to show pain because you know that there are people who will notice you being hurt â and will do their best to not only comfort you, but will also validate your reasons for being hurt, take your side completely, and help you get to the place you need to be to recover.Â
Maybe the gayest reaction Iâve ever had to something was when I was like 14 and reading âTwilightâ for the first time, and when Bella first said she was in love with Edward I was like, âwhat the fuck. Since when? Heâs your friend.â I legit thought she was interested in him out of like,,,,,,, professional curiosity smh
Iâm gonna write âTwilightâ fanfic in which Bella is a lesbian and Edward is gay, and theyâre best human/vampire mates who solve murders together. Iâm going to change all the character names and publish it under the title âBlood Buddiesâ.
[not]Bella: I know things were probably pretty dire in the 1800s, sex-wise, but you couldâve⌠I donât know, been an Oscar Wilde boy toy. Youâre pretty enough.
[not]Edward: Do you enjoy this? Do you enjoy causing me pain?
[not]Bella: âŚyouâre the oldest twink in the world. How does that feel?
Please publish this as an original book EL James style and get it made into a motion picture franchise :D
people who say jake peralta isnât bisexual because all the moments that hint at it in the show âplay as jokesâ clearly have never talked to a bisexual person or seen a comedy before
concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually die, and when youâre an immortal god of death, you know thereâs no need to rush. youâll get them all in the end
i like how the responses on this post are cleanly split between âhey this is a great story idea i love itâ and âthis is absolutely terrifyingâ
i have a lesbian friend called Maggie who claims to be stupid but has given me some of the most powerful advice ive ever received, information that only a lesbian could deliver
she used to work for a gay club where her job would be to carry around a tray of shots (sheâs like pretty short and had one (1) extremely buff arm because of this bc she had to hold the tray real high above her head when going thru crowds) and she found that obviously sheâd get tipped better if she dressed sexy, so sheâd come to work in just lingerie and bunny ears, and i was like âdamn i could neverâ and i asked her how she had the body confidence to do it
her answer was âoh i donât iâm just dumbâ and honestly? thatâs the best piece of advice iâve ever been given, period.
she told me that a good sport/hobby for depressed lesbians to take up is martial arts, because not only does it give you a reason to get out the house and socialise more, but because it gives you a good way to get more control over your body in more ways than one
not only does it prepare you for a potential time in later your life where you might need to defend yourself against non-consensual touching (be it sexual or otherwise) but it gives you a way to platonically, professionally and most importantly consensually be touched and touched other people in a semi-public, friendly environment, and she told me itâs really important that lesbians do that because we can get so caught up in our heads about being touched & not being touched. it also works as an environment where you can always say âstopâ and you know they will - because thatâs the point
Maggie is wise beyond her years
i was once discussing the big spoon/little spoon with a friend and she interupted us and gave the most definitive answer iâve ever heard; the wisest addition to Big Spoon/Little Spoon discourse anybody could have, something i still think about every day.
she said âmiddle spoonâ and for the first time in my life it DAWNED ON ME you could do BOTH at ONCE
anyway hats off to Maggie sheâs one of my favourite people in the world
told her about all yâallâs responses to her:
thereâs also a couple people in the tags wondering what kind of martial arts they should start with, so i asked her, and she gave this response:
so there u go!!!! Maggie advice straight from the lesbianâs mouth
If there was a chance for you to reduce the size of a thing or a person on the planet, who or what would that be?
thanos: the universe is fucked, lemme dust half its population to fix it
wasp: IÂ Â NÂ Â CÂ Â RÂ Â EÂ Â AÂ Â SÂ Â EÂ Â Â TÂ HÂ EÂ Â Â TÂ Â RÂ EÂ Â EÂ Â
#sheâs pure i support her ( @black-nata )
anyway why is archery so fucking sexy
long distance murder
also forearms and back muscles
Can I give completely unsolicited advice to fantasy writers that I wish someone had given me when I was into fantasy writing? The cliche âwrite what you knowâ is bad advice if taken literally, itâs how we get books about depressed middle-aged creative writing professors who contemplate having an affair. But generally speaking it can be helpful. Tolkien wrote a medieval fantasy because he was the worldâs foremost expert on medieval English literature. His book about Beowulf is still considered academically significant. He gave every race detailed languages because he was also a linguist. He wrote about giant battles because he was traumatized by his time in World War I and wrote during World War II. You donât have to do any of this because that isnât you. You are allowed to write a whole fantasy epic without a single battle (or you can make battle scenes modern urban melees because clashes of great armies arenât a thing anymore.) If, say, youâre really into fashion, feel free to describe in painstaking detail every outfit that elves wear for all possible occasions. I promise you itâs no weirder than describing the dialects of tree people. What Iâm saying is, youâre not Tolkien and thatâs a very good thing because your voice is needed more. Let your freak flag fly and make the world that comes from you specifically.
Oh. Oh this is SOLID F*ING GOLDEN ADVICE! Take this advice and remember it over and over and over andâ
And just fucking soak in it, because this is whatâs gonna make your story, amazing.
If anyone tells you that there are 2-3 sexes in the world I want you to just go ahead and slap them.
I was making a chart this morning, but by the time I got to the twentieth configuration of primary sex characteristics, I got bored and angry, so just fucking slap them. Donât bother giving them a chart, itâs a pain in the ass to produce anyway.
Hereâs some non-chart-form lists.
Primary sex is defined by taking one or more item from each list (roughly, because just as there are double dominant intersex conditions there are double recessive ones too and itâs a whole thing). All potential combinations of these options can be said to constitute their own primary sex category.
Chromosomes:
XX
XY
X/X0
Mosaic
XXY
XXXY
XXX
XYY
Others (there are so many, like I think you can live with up to five chromosomes? So many)
Hormones
Estrogenized
Androgenized
Double dominant (high levels of both estrogenic and androgenic hormones)
Double recessive (low or no sex hormones)
Gonads
Testicle/es
Ovary/ies
Ovotestes
Gonads
Testicular agenesis
Gonadal dysgenesis
Probably more, Iâm not a professional here
Genitals
Penis
Vagina
Pseudovaginal pouch
Clitoromegaly
Micropenis
Hypospadias
Diphallia
Definitely more but I am Tiredâ˘
Thereâs like at least several dozen primary sexes, and thatâs before secondary characteristic development comes into play and the point is biological sex is a fucking mass hallucination. Slap anyone who says otherwise.
(This is not a professionally sourced and cited resource post please do not treat this like itâs some kind of all powerful reference work I literally just made it in a fit of rage in abt ten minutes based on stuff I already know I didnât even research it be careful use google etc and so forth)
#;-; THAT IS SO CONFUSINGÂ (â @all-the-ships-all-of-them )
It so is? Like itâs just ridiculously confusing and complex.
WHICH IS WHY PEOPLE WHO SAY ITâS SIMPLE AND COMES DOWN TOÂ âMALE OR FEMALEâ/âMALE, FEMALE, OR INTERSEXâ NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACCEPT THEIR SLAPPING PEACEFULLY INSTEAD OF SENDING ME DOZENS OF ANGRY LETTERS
This has gotten more attention than expected so I figure I will put it here as well.
My favorite is that thereâs a good chance that people so insistent on the existence of a binary may be intersex and never know unless: they donât get a first period, develop unexpected secondary sex characteristics during puberty, or struggle with infertility later in life, or GET KARYOTYPED
These are also very human-centric! There are vertebrate animals that donât use chromosomes as their sex-determination system (reptiles and some birds can also use the environment to determine sex) and there are vertebrate animals that use different chromosome arrangements.Â
Birds for example, donât use XX/XY, theyâre ZW/ZZ. In birds, the egg determines the sex (not the sperm) and females are the heterogamous sex (with ZW chromosomes).  There is plenty of room for variation, too - a ZZW bird who presented as female successfully laid and hatched her own eggs (x)
Platypuses, meanwhile, have a system that resembles both XX/XY and ZW/ZZ in function, but the form is a little baffling. Platypus males are XYXYXYXYXY, and females are XXXXXXXXXX.Â
Clearly, there is nothing perfect, universal or holy about XX/XY - and anyone who insists there is has demonstrated that they donât know anything about biology.
And itâs a fluid system even once you grasp the idea of chromosomes - we know that you can hack sex in lizards to create âsuperfemalesâ (by incubating an egg with âmaleâ chromosomes at a temperature that hatches âfemaleâ babies). Superfemales present as females and can lay viable eggs. You can do it with lizards that happen to use the XX/XY system, and hatch fertile males with XX chromosomes. You can do this with chickens as well - take a âgenetically maleâ fertilized egg and incubate it at the perfect temperature, and you can hatch a âmaleâ chicken that will lay eggs for you. The difficulty is that this only works some of the time in chickens - the cooler temperatures that hatch female chickens tend to kill the male embryos that donât transition, which is wasteful. Otherwise, this would revolutionize the poultry industry.
So now we know that XX/XY is like the Windows 7 of sexual determinism (lots of people use it, but would be silly to call it the only operating system in the world) how fixed is âsexâ anyway? Well, most of us know that clownfish can change sex - if there are changes in their social structure, the dominant female can transition from a reproductively functioning egg-fertilizing male to a reproductively functioning egg-laying female. Bio textbooks say that clownfish âdonât haveâ sex chromosomes, but I think itâs more likely that they do, but that they donât have any function. At any rate, the change is down to hormones, which change in response to the social environment the fish is in.
So are hormones, then, the Thing That Totally Definitely Determines What Men and Women Are? Not really. Before puberty, human children donât have many sex hormones circulating in their bodies, and human children are often quite clear about their own gender. Humans who have had ovaries removed, or who go through menopause, no longer have waves of âfemaleâ hormones sloshing around - but we still call most of them âwomen.â Humans who have had their testicles removed or their androgens depleted (usually because of testicular or prostate cancer, which can feed on hormones) are usually still called âmen.â And ovaries produce natural levels of testosterone quite happily, because they need to - just at lower levels! Pregnant humans often have particularly high levels of testosterone. Weirdly, âmaleâ partners of pregnant people often drop to lower levels of testosterone than usual - their pregnant partnerâs hormones influence their own biology. But a cisgender father of a fetus does not stop being a male just because he has less testosterone.
Pregnancy gets weirder, too - decades after the fetus has moved out, a pregnant person who once harbored an XY fetus will have XY cells in their body and brain. If you looked at, say, Molly Weasley, youâd be able to find âmaleâ tissue in her brain - where her body traded for some fresh young stem cells from her fetuses, and used them to replenish her own older tissues. So a cisgender person born XX can exhibit microchimerism later in life and never know it. But having XY tissue in your brain doesnât make you a man.Â
Okay, so what about gender roles? Surely those are clear - surely those are necessary for sex and sexuality and the Natural Order and all those things?
Well, we also know that animals practice a range of gender roles. Again, a lot of it is more obvious in fish, reptiles and birds, partly because sexual dimorphism tends to be more pronounced in these animals. But there are plenty of species in which you get multiple âtypesâ of sexes. The most common is the territorial/satellite male arrangement, in which there are multiple distinct types of males, with different genetics, behavior, life history, physical appearance and courtship strategies.Â
Ruffs, a type of sandpiper, have distinct territorial and satellite males, plus âfaederâ males that were only recently discovered to be male; faeders are identical to females in appearance and most behavior, and plenty of previous sightings of lesbianism in ruffs were probably faeder/female matings. Satellite and territorial males top faeders, but as faeders also top satellite and territorial males, researchers have interpreted this as âruffs are perfectly aware that faeders arenât the same as females, and none of them give a shit.âÂ
Above are some different forms of masculinity in ruffs. The bird on the top left is a female; the birds below are the different male types. In the picture on the right, the independent and satellite male are vying for the attention of the female; the faeder is the brown one on the left. The territory belongs to the territorial male, who will defend it from other territorial males, but he doesnât attack the satellite and faeder males, because they arenât in competition. (Imagine your OT4.)
Outside of that, gender roles arenât as important as humans pretend they are. There isnât really a Breadwinner/Housewife divide in the animal kingdom because most animals donât practice capitalism. Performative masculinity only benefits species that gain an evolutionary advantage from it. Non-human mammals donât find mammary glands to be sexually arousing. Mostly, animals just try to survive in complicated, complex environments that are constantly trying to kill them. The rules are: 1) adapt to changes in environment by being resilient, adaptable and diverse; and 2) successfully pass on the genes that succeed in your environment. You donât need to be âfitâ or fierce or have lots of bright plumage - those are not your objectives and may, in fact, distract you. You donât even need to mate, or be fertile, or have children of your own - you just need to make sure that your traits survive, and hopefully help your species after your death. There is nothing in the rules about the superiority of special genital configurations, which animals are allowed to touch the color pink, and who gets to grow a beard.
Tl;dr : every time a human tries to come up with a hard-and-fast rule about what âsexâ or âgenderâ or âmaleâ or âfemaleâ means, there is a bird somewhere that has quietly devoted the past 2 million years of its existence to proving that person wrong.
you are hereby banned from ever speaking about intersex ppl again if you canât understand how offensive it is to compare us to nonhuman species, and youâre banned from speaking ever until you learn the difference between mammals and birds.Â
Thank you for sharing your thoughts, but I am afraid that I have a policy where I can only be responsible for what I have actually done. My post addition is not about intersex people, and does not contain any discussion of intersex humans.
If you are interested, this post addition is about how anthropocentric (human-centric) views of nature can lead to incomplete knowledge. I discuss how humans take our expectations of things like sex and gender, and try to force them onto the rest of the world, which does not fit into into a binary. The post then goes into detail about various examples where nature does not adhere to binaries, and shows how our abilities to observe and describe the world around us are actually limited by the very language we are using to describe it. The argument is that it is more logical to start by learning from the natural world around us, and then to develop evidence-based knowledge from what we have observed.
This post addition is three years old, so Iâd write it differently today*. But I must decline to take responsibility for your reaction to it. I believe that your pain and outrage are real, but I cannot help you with them.
Best wishes in your future endeavors,
E
* Iâd definitely dig more into colonialism if I were to rewrite it, and I wouldnât stoop to trying to make it so Relatable â˘, as I have entirely lost my patience in this year of 2019
Hey everyone, so you know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot that allow you to buy the kind of gifts where you donate mosquito nets or something in a personâs name? Well a lot of those organizations will let you donate vaccines, as it turns out. Like, right now on UNICEFâs site, providing 100 polio vaccines to kids in need is 19 USD. And Iâm not saying you should buy it and then send a card to an anti-vax relative saying youâve provided lifesaving vaccinations in their name, but actually thatâs exactly what Iâm saying
Umm amazing idea!!! đ
Beware the Ides of March!
#itâs her damn turn
I know weâre all pretty down rn so here, have some cute pics of svalbard reindeer
itâs the smallest subspecies of reindeer on the planet and it loves you
the svalbard reindeer is also the northernmost herbivore in the world, and during winter they survive an average of â16°C (3°F) weather
look at those small fluffy ears and kind eyes, the reindeer is cheering you all on to stay strong in these trying timesÂ
just like the arctic winter, this too shall pass
the svaldbard reindeer proves that even under the most extreme of circumstances, life finds a way. so please, please keep on fighting
this baby doesnât see full sunrise for like six months out of the year and itâs still kickin
@munindatter
If the purge was real weâd defend one another, burn the debt records and return the commons, not murder each other, nice try Hollywood, your Hobbesian propaganda doesnât work on me
U really think weâd defend one another?? Are u joking? People would fight for their lives. Steal & hide. Theyâd take advantage. Not to the extent of the movie, but have u ever seen a riot? God ur so dumb & I hate u for being so naive
Hey have you read a history or political theory or anthropology book that wasnât written by the Cato institute?
the whole premise of the purge is inherently flawed. it assumes that crime happens because people just want to commit it, when actually most crime is a symptom of societal disenfranchisement.Â
yeah, maybe some sociopathic white frat boys would go around terrorizing people because they know there wonât be any consequences, but really, how is that any different than normal?
âHOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMALâ
Honestly this
Whereâs our film about the international network of young people who spend months and months planning an intricate series of Robin Hood-esque crimes like âokay we have 12 hours and 26 people who own as much as the poorest 50% of the global populationâ12 hours to steal from the rich, redistribute the wealth, and completely change the face of the global economy for the betterâ