[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[showertaker-deactivated20230925]

[punkitt-is-here]

Sorry this was too good to leave in the tags

[jellogram]

Lately I am obsessed with the idea of feeding yourself good food as a form of self love. Like yes, I WILL spend the extra time to make this the way I like it. I WILL put actual effort into making sure I have something tasty to eat, instead of just treating my body as a machine that needs fuel. If I can feed my friends to show love, I can also do it for myself. I just chopped up some strawberries so that when I'm high later, I have chopped strawberries to put in my ice cream. Because that is what I would do for someone I love. and I want to be someone I love.

[things-from-strings]

🕸BEHOLD MY BOY!!!🕸

after who knows how many months of puzzling out the geometry, running out of the right colors, & feeling like i'd NEVER be done making flower motifs, HERE HE IS!! in all his orange glory!!

the cutest, sweetest, most huggable spider in the WORLD!!! ✨️💖🕷💖✨️

his name is Arson 🔥🥰🔥

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[kublakola]

Watching Buffy for the first time and this shit slaps so hard. Bad guy vampires just resurrected a big, ugly blue demon called 'The Judge' who reportedly 'can't be killed by any weapon forged' and stupid me was like "Oh, I bet she'll light him on fire or kill him with her hands or something of that nature." No. Rocket launcher. Launched a rocket at him and he fucking died. Awesome.

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[shortcircuit908]

the way microwaves parse time is fascinating to me. they're so laid back. classic values like 2:00 and 1:30? cool and good. but then you can have fun with it. 1:60? 0:90? sure they work out the same. 5:99? 19:99? ok now you're being silly. that's prices. but the microwave doesn't judge.

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[impishglee]

the television program buffy the vampire slayer is absolutely nooootttttt about the power of friendship. its about the tragedy of being surrounded by people who are too uncomfortable with your painful reality to be willing to meaningfully engage with you

[impishglee]

being the slayer is a terminal illness that grosses everyone out if they think too hard about it

[greelin]

y’know there are only so many times one person can be disappointed haha <-guy who is still going to get his hopes up anyway

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying cheerfully "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[jellogram]

Jelly Roll has been such a disappointment as an artist tbh. When he first showed up he had kind of a Johnny Cash man in black/"God's gonna cut you down" kinda vibe going on and I hoped maybe he'd bring back the edge of 70s outlaw country. but now he's just out here singing the same stupid bullshit as everyone else. Dude has obviously been through way more than these pansy ass skinny jeans dudes but once again actual authenticity shall be banned from the mainstream country scene. You're only allowed to look like him and have his past if you can turn it into a christian testimony. He's like if Post Malone was a youth pastor.

[botanyshitposts]

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy