shitty wizard

Canadian Woman, 30 or 40 years old

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Real guys who get that bag and run the grind will already know this

[neenarchive]

WATCH WITH BABY???

[surremedy]

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[libraryfag]

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

[madsciencepottery]

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

[retrogradewizard]

Ugh I dont want to fucking wooorrrkkkkkkkk

[ceruleana]

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

[astriiformes]

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

[knuckle-actual]

[bold-baddie]

[segamascott]

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

Debasing the beautiful purity of the Triple Dipper for internet points......truly demons prowl amongst us 😭

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

I gotta be real with you, man: Chili's is NOT a "celebration of food", or at least it isn't anymore. Applebees beats it in every respect. (I've been on a food journey for the past few months, trying new restaurants for lunch)

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

I've had just about enough of your nonsense

[spann-stann]

[amazoogle]

nobodys gonna be allowed anywhere ever again

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[frostedmagnolias]

Anklet

c. 1898-1899

by René Lalique

Musée des Arts Décoratifs

[becky-bats]

Ooh so very pretty 😍

[fallout-lou-begas]

i wish that jason voorhees wasn't ontologically predisposed to go into a berserker rage when people do substances around him because i literally want to hand him a beer and dap him up and go "big dawggg" so bad

[transtarks]

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[molags-balls]

big things happening in england