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Stranger Things
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Product Placement
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Today's Document
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trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second
#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@retrojenkins
Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…
H…how does it know?
This is how they filter out resumes with Black names on them #StayWoke
seriously though.. how.. does.. it.. know… 😧
probably some computer vision going on in there somewhere
When the honeymoon stage ends what happens
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You’re more honest with each other. Bodily functions are something to laugh about. Sweatpants and tee shirts are a regular thing. They know what you look like without all the makeup. Being “laid up and watching Netflix” is the only thing you’re looking forward to after work. You don’t go on fancy dates as often but you trade that for quality time. You find yourself being more vulnerable and you open up more. They become your best friend. You will able to talk about anything. You won’t be worried about impressing their parents, you’re just gonna love them anyway regardless of how their parents may feel. You will have inside jokes that no one else will get. Sex is not as often but, twice as passionate. Little fights will happen, but you’ll learn not to sweat the small stuff. You’ll learn what compromise really is about. You’ll dream about the future together. Grow together. Be on each other’s team. See their ugly crying face, and be the one to wipe the tears away & do something stupid to make them life. things are amazing after the honeymoon stage. However, it’s a time about giving up your walls and open up some doors you have locked a long time ago.
That’s why some people don’t make it past this point, because they don’t know what unconditional self-love means. Remain open and optimistic, love will never fail you.
I love when this post resurfaces. It’s like a gentle reminder.
Relevant for me right now.
To be honest, I believe in this.
Mortal Man
Lmfao who are those niggas?!
😂😂😂😂
Big fella and Andre 300
😂😂😂😂 no Bueno
Big Guy and Andrew 2999
Large dude and 3 Piles
3 PILES STAHP A;SKDJF
That last man is never going back home. Leave him to faint pls
perfect blue (1997) - horizon by nujabes (2005)
Early School Start Times Are Holding Back Teens
Water is wet
Bees have queens.
Switching to geico can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance
John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt’s name is my name too
WHAT!!!!!
This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day
People grow when they are loved well. If you want to help others heal, love them without an agenda.
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British Hair Awards: Afro Finalist Collection by Luke Nugent
When it comes to hairdressing, Lisa Farrall is one of the best in her field. Her collection, Armour, won first place in 3 categories at The Black Hair Awards and was also one of the finalists in the prestigious British Hair Awards 2016.
Armour (makeup by Suhyun Kang-Emeryshot + shot by Luke Nugent) is a tribute to African culture. It represents beauty and strength, which is usually difficult to capture.
Grow with us @ Instagram.com/wetheurban
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i SWEAR im 2nd 4th 5th 6th and 7th in my head
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It's all in the definition
Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.
Soap Shopping With Kendrick Lamar & Shaq
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this is so cute!!
Hit that shot off the shaqboard
Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.
I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.
And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”
And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”
this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.
My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.
This was 14 years ago.
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.
“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.
They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.
As a 911 Dispatcher, I can attest to this. If you are in trouble and need help, but can’t talk for whatever reason, we are trained to help you in more discreet ways. Pizza/take out ordering, calling a “friend,” even “accidentally” butt-dialing and just keeping the line open (it is easier to get a trace on your phone if you keep an open line, plus call takers can hear whatever is going on in the background, especially if you are in a moving vehicle) can all help.
