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Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[dailyquests]

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

[is-this-trans]

[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

[is-this-fascism]

Image ID: a

pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[free-post-store]

Ok.

[i-say-ok]

Achievement Unlocked:

Break The Gimmick

What is going on??

[official-boob-posts]

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

[i-give-link-to-people]

confuse a gimmick blog for 10s

abc efg i klmno r s u

1960 cadillac eldorado seville

beep boop! i look for accidental haiku posts. sometimes i mess up.

ok

achievement unlocked:

break the gimmick

what is going on?

item: cadillac of confusion; allows wielded to cast indescision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

dragons detected!

[spaghetti-o-fficial]

Same pic of car detected every day

[gimmickblog-posts]

gimmickblog-posts not detected

[the-actual-catacombs]

This whole post has been chucked into the ocean

[real-chicago]

[the-actual-ocean]

Round 2: The Quarter quarterquarterfinals

(Poll 8 of 64)

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

- no corvid detected -

[the-regular-news]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

- sno snorvid snetected -

[ribbitifier]

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[weirdnerdygoat]

jesus easter lore as whump

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ribbit ribbit rib ribbit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[dragons-locator]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

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ribbit

[rat-detector]

Why does everything look different ………..

[ribbitifier]

why does everibbithing look different ………..

i don't ribbiting know

[toxetta]

getting reblogged by a gimmick blog on here is truly the highest honour. like screw getting rich, this is what real success looks like

[asexual-official]

À gimmick blog you say

[bingle-official]

Oh ho ho @walmart-the-official you know what time it is

[ribbitifier]

getting riblogged by a ribbit blog on here is truly the highest honour. like screw getting ribbit, ribbit ribbit what real success looks like

À ribbit blog you say

Oh ho ho @/walmart-the-official you know what time ribbit ribbit

[girl-detector]

If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

If snou're ever sneeling snembarrassed about sneelings, snemember snat i, snirl-detector, have at sneast two snimes recorded where i was a snopping snet snail about it

If i snaid [SNEDACTED] snight away, snings would be snery snifferent now, to a snoint where snomeone else may have snarted snirl-detector instead of me

Snirls are snetty, sneep snat in snind 🐌👍

[post-fishifier]

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blub blub blub [BLUB] blub blub, blub blub blub blub blub blub, blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub-blub blub blub blub

blub blub blub, blub blub blub blub >o👍

[snailifier]

🐌 snoh my snoodness, a snish! If this snost gets snimmicked again, snemember the snollowing: it's okay to have feelings, especially about girls!!! Girls are pretty 🩷

(this includes trans girls. trans girls are pretty; trans girls are girls.)

(snail) oh my goodness, a fish! If this post gets gimmicked again, remember the following: it's okay to have feelings, especially about girls! Girls are pretty (pink heart)

this includes trans girls. trans girls are pretty; trans girls are girls.

[ribbitifier]

ribbit my goodness, a ribish! if this ribbost gets ribimmecked again, ribember the following, ribbit's okay to have feelings, especially about girls! Girls are pretty!

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[alphabetizing-posts]

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

[infectiouspiss]

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

[ribbitifier]

>:3

i'll ribbiting ribbit you son of a ribbit snop snat ribbit now

[ribbitifier]

@snailifier

i am the ribbitifier i ribbitify posts