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[scrapcheese]

i just saw this guy on my campus casually triple-wielding books like this:

and i have so many questions; why was he holding them like that? how are they staying up like that? why is he reading 3 books at once??

[rick-short-for-richolas]

[museenkuss]

fuckboy scents are for women. Sauvage. Chanel Bleu. Le Male. Le Beau. Stronger with you. One million. Spicebomb. Eros. Dylan Blue. Acqua di Giò. Cool water.

[museenkuss]

How could I forget to add this — “sophisticated gentleman” scents are for women. Dior homme. Terre d’Hermés. Habit Rouge. Vetiver. L’Homme idéal. Luna Rossa Black. Égoïste & Égoïste platinum. La Nuit de L’Homme. Allure homme.

[pukicho]

The world is like a beautiful green pasture and every human is a single blade of grass and I? Am The Cow.

[rick-short-for-richolas]

Don’t call yourself a cow, you’re better than that. Cooler perhaps, maybe a rhino

[luckthebard]

As a historian, Brennan saying that capitalism actually doesn’t really exist in C4 because it’s a relatively new historical system and concept, that money and commerce far predates capitalism, and that what they really have in Araman is some “proto-instances of mercantilism” is the sexiest thing he’s ever said.

[rick-short-for-richolas]

The Rou Jin Convention

[rick-short-for-richolas]

Sir a second Shen Rou AU has been released

[rick-short-for-richolas]

[pool-core]

The Forbidden Pool

[rick-short-for-richolas]

https://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/event-status/event/2025/20251022en?

It hurts to see someone else living out your dream

[rick-short-for-richolas]

I’m going to kill the Beware of Cloud author. Cai Xiulan would not fold so easily. She is no blushing maiden that would fall for the first knight in shining armor that saves her life with ease. She is all strength of will and a dutiful young mistress.

Her heart has been hardened by every man who has come lusting for her in her life and disdains their touch, even on the verge of death at Fa Ram’s door. To write the beginnings of a convincing romance plot with her requires long years grinding away at her shell, convincing her there is more to life than duty to her sect, and somehow keeping her around long enough to do it.

The only reason Rou Jin even comes close to managing it is his respectful (taken) demeanor and accidentally having convinced her he was a hidden master. His farming techniques and wisdom to her were why he was a savant of the world of cultivation. She would never had stayed if she realized he just thought of himself as a particularly strong farmer.

All this to say Shen Xiulan is not happening and would never make sense in any universe, but especially not this one where our Shen Rou is less mature and tempered. This guy is no longer writing fanfiction and is just OCs with stolen names and settings.

[glumshoe]

i havent been on tumblr in literally like six years but i just saw this photo of the louvre detective and you were the very first person i thought of so. here you go

honestly that photo just looks like they hired an H&M model to play the detective in a porno with that cop…

[triflesandparsnips]

Genuinely looks like the start of a movie where the thieves are hired to solve their own heist.

bonus: also a porno

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

So apparently it's just a random dude who was leaving the Louvre at the time, HOWEVER the last line of the Associated Press article is incredibly funny.

~~ we'd rather keep the mystery alive ;) ~~

[rick-short-for-richolas]

I started reading Beware of Cloud (a Beware of Chicken fanfic where Jin Rou stays in the Cloudy Sword Sect instead of running off to become a farmer) and this guy is clearly not Rou Jin, but I’m, however, very interested in the skin walker he has created to replace him

[rick-short-for-richolas]

The Rou Jin Convention

[rick-short-for-richolas]

Sir a second Shen Rou AU has been released

[rookthebird]

weirdest tabletop experience i ever had

be me in 2022

download a bundle of tabletop games at 3 am

find a giant pdf labeled "act one"

it's a game played by only exactly three people on different levels of reality.

you also play alternate universe versions of your characters on different levels in reality

secrets in the book are written in mirror writing

the whole book is an in-universe preserved text by someone in a different universe

i am so into this game.

best thing i've ever read.

i tell all my friends about it the next day.

"sounds cool, what's it called?"

i can find no evidence of this game.

i can find no evidence that this game ever existed.

i'm not even sure what bundle it was in.

all my friends develop the theory that this game is a dream i had.

they tease me about The Time Bird Dreamed An Entire TTRPG That Could Only Be Read In A Mirror

i find the game three years later

it's about dreams

anyway if you wished Invisible Sun was weirder you may enjoy Disparateum by Rathayibacter

[rick-short-for-richolas]

The Rou Jin Convention

[ozempicofficial]

[alaraxia]

oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Also you haven't actually worked on the project, to be clear

[genderoftheday]

[massivelimestonecube]

today’s the day

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

happy assorted cheese day

[rick-short-for-richolas]

God a mutual made a post yesterday that made me go oh I can add to this but I forgot and now I can't find it

[huffylemon]

king

[raymondcest]

additional entries

[lyingfigure]

us

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So glad we’re all straight

[rednines]

[pointlesslypointing]

@raptorcivilization you're right, and more people should say what you're saying

[hunter-rodrigez]