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The last three creating writing pieces I've done independent of any greater projects, have all been tense conversations. People talking about complex shit with no real resolution reached and awkward vibes all around

Idk if this Means Something, but it's becoming a pattern

#one of them is a fan fic #it is nowhere tou will ever find it #but even if it becomes findable #and i am accused of writing it #no one will ever believe you #(they'll probably believe you)#but still dont say anything #writing

I can defeat any problem brute force if I just throw myself at it enough. For example, through sheer trial and error the following are now my absolute bitch:

Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, and InDesign are all my bitch

CSS for editing Obsidian is my bitch

Probably some other things as well, probably

#obsidian #btw you guys #if youre doing css snippets and trying to change the font on a single note #theyre gonna say that the css variable is #--font-text-theme #and theyre wrong #take out the -theme and it will be fine #adobe #fuck adobe #adobe is my bitch #css #am i an expert coder?#Fuck No #can i make it do pretty pixel font?#absolutely

riff-raaf

Squeezing my head back together with bandana to make the headache go away

riff-raaf

Upgrading to the "pull my hair where it hurts" method

#ouuuuuugh #owwwwww #eeeaaaaaaagg

Aang's cheating at rock climbing, get his ass

#avatar aang: the last airbender #no context spoilers #*steals someones chalk bag and chucks it at him*#he should have made them all jugs

oh my gooooood the Korra slander is about to go crazy, they can't keep doing this to her, she may be a fuck up but she's MY fuck up LEAVE HER ALOOONE

#avatar: seven havens #the legend of korra #this is mostly a bit #(mostlys)#i'm along for the ride #korra is my goat #new show looks sick and I will probably watch it #I bet money that its a misunderstanding of some sort #but even if its fully her fault?#Korra's still my goat #fighting against spellcheck trying to make “Korra” into “Korea #my cancelled wife

rhiotta

Fellas, is it gay to i̴p̷u̶ ̵e̷p̴n̷n̸z̷ ̸u̶p̸q̵ ̴u̷f̶o̶ ̵t̶j̴n̶j̷m̸f̶t̴ ̸ ġ̶̣̋p̴̝̎s̸̲̉ ̵̢̾̾ẗ̸ͅf̴̢̔n̶͎̒̇ḟ̶̗ò̸̢ ̵̱̟̐͠c̷̨̏̒͜j̶̼͝h̶̖͐̚ǵ̷̞͑b̶͈͎͗u̷̢̺̍ ̴̛̫̬̍ù̵̞̤̍j̵̢͋̽ć̸̭̃c̷̝̬̑͗j̷̬͒͠f̶͚̻́t̷̼̋ ̴̡͖̓̅j̸̠̠̈́͒ẹ̴̑̀v̵̝͂o̴͖͊o̵̠̩̾̈́p̵͖̍ ̷̤̣͍̠͊̄̌x̵̲͔̫̾̐̓͝i̸̟̩͈͋b̷̖̓̋̑u̵̝̝͛ ̶̩̜̓̀͝b̶̲̄͊͜s̶͉͂f̴̗̈ ̵͔̮̱̭̉d̴̨̓͒͝p̸̛̫͎͒ͅņ̴̮̫̎́͠n̵͓̥̮͆̔̎p̴͕͔̎͛̒̈́o̶̹̊̾̽͠ ̶̨̗́͝ḭ̶̦͕̂͐̋ͅp̵̡̳͓̜̍̾͌̑s̸̙̠̘̱͛͌̀̋ȍ̸̥̖̉̋̕z̵̧̩̈́͛̇͝ͅ ̵̯̠̱̏͂͜x̸̤̻̾̈́ṕ̶̝̩̼͆͠s̷̡̝̱̰̓͌̓̆e̸͖̒ţ̴̱̝̝̈͗͗ ̷̡̥̰̿̆̑ḯ̸̱͓̄̑̅f̵̥͇̈m̴̧̮̩͉̏̏̾̔m̵͎̗̖͉̒̓p̵̼̞̅̋͠͝ ̴̭̈́̈́͂̎ i̵̯͓̮͛̈́̅f̸̧͕̘͍̫͖́̐̃̂͝m̶̮̂̃̎̕m̵̜̬͋̒͛̚͘ṕ̸̭͇̫̋͐͐̃ ̴̨̮̳͓͛̀̉j̸̗̭̟̠͒͝t̵̻̯̬̟̦͓͒̾ ̵̜̰̤̝̭̈́̈̈̕̚b̵̻͎̫̟̺̈́͂̎́̾͠o̵̻̹͍̓̔z̶̦̻̿͒̔̆͑c̸̪̫̈́̈͐̕ͅp̶̗̯̔̾͠͠͝e̸̢̳̙̐z̵͍̼͈̳̞͔̈́̇̒ ̴̥͋̃͛͐̂̚m̷̢̧͉̩͂̾̔͝j̴̼̤̉̒̊̏͘̕t̵̥̥̄̾̉̚ú̸̯̜̹̙͓̇f̴̢̱͖̠̪͙̂͘͝ọ̴̝͍̬̖̪̽͛j̸͓͓̹̝̃́͘͠ǫ̸̧̛̦͍ḥ̷͇̞̞̤̓͒͐̈́̇̍ ̵̳̾̔̈́x̴̫̻̺̳̻̒̈́̾̎̕͠ḯ̴̠̼͈͊̑̏͜ḇ̸̫̞̩̄̑͒ù̴̡̞̔̔͝ ̶̧̣̦̭̑̄͐͂u̶̱̍̇̍͆̚͜͜i̵̤̎̏͌f̶̱̙̐̎̎ ̴̲̟̙͋g̶̙̝̔͝͠v̶̹̙̦͎̖̅̄͒̔͌d̴̨̦̬͕̟̽l̷͎̉.̸̨̛͚̝͔̙̎̈̌͐

#yea #i'm always saying this

Why steam machine no called steam engine? Missed opportunity valve corporation

#steam machine #more like #...........................................................................................................................................#i'm always saying this

I can be a dad before I can be a Mx.

#I also find it funny that #yes father is a religious address #but it's like... the only one here #the most patriarchal one to my knowledge #I don't have to choose one which is nice and I will do #but idk...#posting from the #unemployment pit

cogentranting

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

#it can and must die #hard as fuck #i'm always saying this

I went to a talk on aliens today and a few chairs away someone was sitting actively puppeting a Kermit puppet as though he was also listening into the talk. Every so often Kermit would nod vigorously in response to what the speaker said. He was very polite

#pretty sure this wasn't the #muppet joker #but one can never be too sure #kermit the frog #if you cant read my handwriting check the alt text #my art

handsomeboymodelingschool

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

#i'm always saying this #this sex is more than just a read through #that means fucking nothing

magmatomb

there's more

#new nonbinary name meta just dropped

demonius-darkblade

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

#skanks to my local charity #i'm always saying this

leotanaka

The creators of Gotham literally said: "We're going to have to get really creative here because Warner Brothers and their legal team are not going to deny us the right to have the Joker on our show because of Jared Leto" 🤣🤣🤣

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This show is basically the Riverdale of the DCU and I mean that as a compliment

I'm gonna run y'all through a brief list of plotpoints and I am not making up a single one of these. And I want to preface this by saying each of these plotpoints are all just from ONE SEASON of this show

The Penguin gets electro-shocked into being a good person, Alex DeLarge from Clockwork Orange style and during this time he meets his long lost dad. His dad loves the fact his son is a "Dashing gangland kingpin" and is all set to leave him the entire family fortune which pisses off his dads gold-digging wife and awful children. So his step sister tries to fuck him to get him to keep them in the will. When this doesn't work his step-brother offers to try and fuck him next. The step-mother, not willing to follow in the footsteps of Corey Chase, comes to the conclusion that re-enacting the plot of a Families Tied porn scene ISN'T going to work and so she instead poisons her husband to death and she and her kids make Oswald their live in cook. When he finds out he MURDERS HIS STEP SIBLINGS, COOKS THEM AND FEEDS THEM TO HIS STEP-MOTHER

Michelle Gomez shows up for two episodes as an assasin talent scout that operates out of a crime lord lesbian bar and she sends a face eating cannibal to try and kill Jim Gordon

Jim Gordon's ex wife becomes a supervillain who ends up in a bisexual polyamorous relationship with a BDSM assasin and her brother (God there's so much incest and cannibalism in this show it's like an episode of Game of Thrones...or a gathering of the RNC), a supervillain with an ancient grudge against the Wayne Family who wants to use a string of false flag supervillain terror attacks to get himself elected mayor. Jim Gordon LITERALLY HELPS A CRIME LORD MURDER HIM. However, the batshit insane mad scientist who is the head of Arkham Asylum resurrects him as a nigh-unkillable zombie assasin that's been brainwashed to believe he's a Holy Warrior of the Order of Azrael, a Knight Templar cult. This leads to him going on a killing spree as said unkillable zombie soldier. He dies for the second time when the Penguin shows up on the lawn of Wayne Manor out of nowhere with a rocket launcher, blows him up and then just peaces out

The head of Arkham who is turning people into monster men and undead marauding ghouls is doing all this because he's employed by an Owl Cult that had the Wayne's killed and he spends every single second that he's on screen chewing the scenery so hard that he's leaving teethmarks in it

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

#it’s a hell of a show#i couldn’t get through more than 3 seasons of it#but it wasn’t boring#the sheer quantity of bullshit that it delivered was incredibly impressive#i did absolutely love penguin in it though#one of my favourite tv characters#homicidal gay little weirdo (affectionate)#so fucked up#riddler too#that duo were such great fun#i mean jim gordon himself was usually boring af#but everyone else

The show basically deciding sometime halfway through season two that it didn't want to be a crime drama about Jim Gordon but would instead like to be a black comedy about Gotham's villains was honestly such a good call <3

the more it just embraced being fuckin insane the better it got :D

And yeah, the show deciding to make Penguin and Riddler a Toxic Yaoi supervillain couple was CHEFS KISS <3

I support Gay WRONGS as well as Gay Rights :D

a-slut-in-theory

For real, as much as a fever dream as this show was, it earns my love for fully embracing the soap-opera level character dramas (looking at you evil twin Joker-lite), queer campiness of comic books, and just living with the fact that Gotham is a city that makes everyone a crash out.

#i read stuff like this nd im like #oh yeah :DDD #gotham was great wasnt it :DDD #i wanna rewatch it :DDD #and then i do an am immediately dealth psychic damage #...#i wanna rewatch it #gotham

Reel Around the Sun is too hype for a middle of the night writing sesh... and yet... she calls to me... also Shivna