Nothing Done For Funsies Has Ever Ended Badly.

(They/Them) My main blog. I basically reblog whatever I want. Art blog is called Risensart

[turing-tested]

[frogitivity]

[magerightsyeah]

Please accept this humble offering

[bemusedlybespectacled]

ooh can i join in?

[progenyofworms]

[ok-boomer]

[valtsv]

seeing people react to watching fullmetal alchemist for the first time with no prior exposure to the countless memes made about two specific events in particular to prepare them for what’s coming is an absolute classic that just never gets old

[valtsv]

it hurts to laugh but that’s an equivalent exchange i’m willing to suffer because you CANNOT beat this dramatic irony shit

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

me, gay and running out of breath going up the stairs: I bet I could run a farm

[justslowdown]

me, gay with scoliosis and a joint problem and depression and anxiety and running out of breath going up the stairs: I CAN run a farm I just have to do it in my own way!!

2 yrs later:

[queerfarmgremlin]

Me, gay with a chronic hip injury, anxiety, depression, ADD and STILL running out of breath from stairs even as I type this from my bed in the farmhouse:

[1950schick]

Being someone with chronic pain, you guys are giving me hope for what I can achieve in the future

[dredsina]

@photo4amber

[what-even-is-thiss]

Americans are so competitive. Even with people that they like. We ought to start a propaganda campaign like “Sweden has a higher voter turnout rate than us! Are you going to let them win?”

“Britain has better class mobility than us and they literally have a queen! Are you gonna let some corporations stop us from being wealthier than the British, you pussy? Vote for politicians that put higher taxes on the rich and we can beat them!”

“The United States has the worst healthcare of anywhere in the world! Are you gonna just stand by and let that happen? Vote for universal healthcare! Make us #1!”

And then put like some explosions and patriotic music in the background. Get some super famous football players to yell it at the screen. People will listen then. Get a skinny white lady in a stars and stripes bikini holding a big gun to sensually say it to the camera. Slowly create a culture where being a conservative makes you a weenie.

[korben600]

The saddest part is that this will probably work better than any coherent fact based argument.

[mysharona1987]

[icouldwritebooks]

As a kid in the years before most people had internet in their homes, my main hobby was walking in circles around a tree. For hours. And yelling at my sister if she tried to walk with me.

[seasicksandile]

I’d walk laps around 4 specific trees in the woods by my house until there was a trail between them. It had to be a perfect square and it was the best part of my free time

[gayavatarstyle]

how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can't do shit to any of the others

[gayavatarstyle]

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

[gayavatarstyle]

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you've turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

[gayavatarstyle]

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

[saltytocrusade]

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

[princecharmingtobe]

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva. 

[gayavatarstyle]

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

My favorite part about Megamind, is that he literally Grew Up on Earth around humans, but is still confused about human culture and etiquette

[justkingwolf]

#so did I he's not special

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Me: “So I’m really into history.”

Bro: “Oh me too! I can’t believe a girl is into history like I am. Who’s your favorite Roman emperor?”

Me, automatically, transforming into an NPC with idle dialogue: “The Funnelbeaker Culture grew wheat, millet, and barley using ard ploughs to dig shallow scratches into the topsoil, and ard ploughs and other simple scratch ploughs or spike ploughs would remain standard in northern Europe until the invention of the mouldboard in the early Middle Ages; most of the stones used in the construction of Scandinavian megaliths, including the stone ship cemeteries from the Viking Age, bear ard scratches, indicating that they were picked out of field middens. And that’s all very interesting, but the domestication of bees dates all the way back to the Neolithic, and–”

[kingscrown666]

Bro dude: No, no. I mean real history. Y'know, they important stuff

[systlin]

Me, with a Very Intense look in my eyes; “Oh, important stuff! Well, the oldest spun fibers ever found are in Georgia in the Causcaus region. This means that humans knew how to process flax into fiber as early at 28,000 BCE, and while we have not found woven textiles dating back that far we have evidence of woven cloth being pressed against clay to make textured pottery dating back to 25,000 bce, and that means that woven linen significantly pre-dates settled populations. Now, humans didn’t domesticate sheep until around 11,000 years ago, but I suspect that they gathered shed wool to spin and weave textiles from before that, and that the warmth of woolen garments was a significant factor in humans eventually domesticating sheep, in order to obtain a reliable supply of both fiber and meat, and….”

[sans--seraph]

Reblog to piss off war fanboys

[queeranarchism]

War fanboys: “I’m really into world war two history, General Patt-”

Me: “The quilted celebration skirt made in the Netherlands in 1945 had five distinct layers of meaning. First, the different fabrics quilted together represented the dedication to recycling and reusing that had been essential to the world war two household. Second, the use of fabrics taken from the clothing of lost relatives allowed the skirt to serve as a token of mourning for the wearer. Third, the harmonious patterns produced from these distinct fabrics represented the wish for a society that found harmony in difference and celebrated diversity of religions and opinions without leading to pillarization. Fourth, the quilted skirt was explicitly an feminist garment because …”

[queeranarchism]

Several people asked me to finish those sentences so breaking the format:

… because in a time of ‘liberation parades’ where soldiers marched in uniforms, the quilted skirt (each unique but harmonious in how they appeared together) formed a kind of ‘uniform’ that groups of women could wear in liberation parades, identifying the role of the woman as the hidden hero of the war. Fifth, the skirts expressed a positive view of the future, the reusing of materials expressing the conviction that the war torn country could be rebuild from it’s broken materials. ‘We are not there, but we’ll get there’ was the most common slogan embroidered on the skirt. Recycling, appreciating women’s labor and finding unity in diversity were seen as the key ingredients for this future.

Here’s what the quilted skirts looked like by the way:

[brunhiddensmusings]

very proud of this pettiness and applaud this kind of research into whats important anyone who thinks textiles and barley arent important does not understand history

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

He was an activist who inspired millions to fight for their rights. He knew what was wrong with our country and risked his life to help his people achieve equality.  In the society where black were treated like animal he did everything possible to change this. His brave soul, his will and courage changed the history of America , changed the people. He made us believe we can win this war. He payed for it with his life. He will always be remembered.

[alwaysbewoke]

this should be reblogged everyday just so people can know that black rage is always justified. always.

[soufcakmistress]

All true

[estradoll]

I often think about how different and better the world could be if the FBI hadn’t murdered Fred Hampton and violently dismantled the Black Panthers…

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Soldiers enlisting for war are not some passive pawns in the game of american imperialism lmfao please acknowledge the history of draft dodgers and protest among potential soldiers who literally halted whole invasions simply by Not Participating. stop repeating this propaganda that soldiers have no power in this – there’s no draft right now. if every potential enlistee said “we are not doing this” there WOULD be an impact lmfao 

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[wind-the-music-box]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

[redwoodsin]

This is amazing but I’m on mobile so the gifs keep freezing. So I’m just sitting here turning purple like a fool. Keep breathing everyone!

[dailylilnasx]

Like to charge reblog to cast!

[a-true-janian-reply]

Thanks Lil Nas X

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

[kurlyfryz]

Two more months

[lizards-things]

The Firepod is the world’s first truly portable stone baked pizza oven and grill. Available in 4 unique colours. The Firepod does it all.

Time for firepod memes

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Amazing

[natelove]

Before and after

Idk what caused me to do this. I was just desperate to make a meme.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

It’s beautiful

[natelove]

Hold up, imagine this.

You’re cooking tide pods on the fire pod with your AirPods in

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Forbidden hot pocket

[rainbowsylvie]

Meme the fire pod

[an-agender-disaster]

firepod, watch out!!! they’re gonna meme you!!!

oh no it has airpods in it cant hear me

[eaffaeeaf-deactivated20230730]

[crimeman-deactivated20230730]

🔥Fire-Pod Meme unlocked, boys!🔥

[ladyvalikage]

Here’s a transparent picture if anyone needs it

[woby]

my contribution

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

Please boost this!

[fairycontessa]

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This makes my heart happy (and less stressed)

[jay-kwellyn]

Stay blessed y’all

[myeternalslumberparty]

Just letting y'all know that the coupon Climate is old and the new coupon as of December 28, 2019 is NEWYEAR and it'll get you the signature box for $9.99