Rishi Sunak

Official Tumblr of (Former) Prime Minister Rishi Sunak

[imgoingtoputscorpionsinyourmouth]

They shouldve put steven universe on adult swim and made rebecca sugar take shrooms & peyote it would have been dune for women #Thoughts

[synthwizardromance]

[raulimages]

[txttletale]

oh you're concerned about the discord changes? you should switch to using Pig. you have to host your own server and it doesn't work on mobile and obviously it doesn't have the fancier features like screensharing and voice calls and servers and file sharing and friend requests and instant messaging but it's compatible with ModoHost and Grub

[zwierzoczlekoupior]

oh you're concerned about the discord changes? you should switch to using carrier pigeon. you have to host your own dovecote and it doesn't work on mobile and obviously it doesn't have the fancier features like screensharing and voice calls and servers and file sharing and friend requests and instant messaging but it's compatible with GreenPea and Seed.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to survive a week in the last series you watched, how is it going?

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Voting ended onFeb 7

[contagiousgrace]

me logging on to say something on any given day

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[npdclaraoswald]

[After shoveling the driveway for hours] Snow should be illegal [remembers I'm against the carceral state] We should restructure society so that snow doesn't happen [remembers we are actually doing that and it's very bad and also why this snowfall was so bad] Uh-oh

[cdigoddess]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ancient-rome-au]

"average Hellenistic warlord named three cities after himself" factoid actually just statistical error. the median Hellenistic warlord named one city after himself. Alexander III of Macedon, noted disaster bisexual and conqueror of the Achaemenid Empire, was an outlier and should not be counted.

[robertfagden]

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

[aflo]

[valtsv]

reading bad media takes online will never compare to the exquisite torture that is trying to have a conversation about basic literary analysis with your own family members

[valtsv]

discussing media with people online: can you please put down the greek mythology for a second and actually read the text in front of you

discussing media with your parents:

[babushkaat]

[notahorseindisguise]

theyre making a new animal farm movie and Napoleon is voiced by seth rogan. its called animal farm a cautionary TAIL. this shit is so consumerist i cant even think of a joke to make about it. the joke is just that the movie exists. the stalin pig is voiced by seth rogan

[notahorseindisguise]

this is not a bit this is just real and seth rogan is stalin

[magnusttsisgay-official]

read the book.

[notahorseindisguise]

i did read the book idiot thus why im mad. what part of my post tells you i didn't read the book. was it the part where i understand the allegory for the russian revolution or the part where i correctly identified napoleon with being analogous to stalin . who are you

[segamascott]

[infectiouspiss]

why must we humiliate the small penis? why not appreciate it? little handful of cock so easy to hold, easiest blowjob of your life, much harder to hit with a nerf dart, much cooler when you trickshot snipe it with a nerf dart from 50 feet, way way cooler than hitting that easy ass 8 inch target, get that cock off the trickshot field we're never gonna get a million views if we're doing wimpy trickshots. check this shit out *throws a shot glass across a basketball court and it lands perfectly on a guys tiny cock* that's a million views right there

[despazito]