no clue can do!

[my-dailydreams]

[russenoire]

GO HARD OR GO HOME.

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[pissvortex]

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[pissvortex]

Elon Musk personally stepped in to unban the guys who posted pictures of my address and the inside of my apartment and then permanently banned my account for making a gay for pay joke yeah alright whatever man

[pissvortex]

This was the joke for the record

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[jenny-holzer]

[sunday-bug]

[attex]

a man's true beauty shows when he is bleeding to death of course

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[teaboot]

"Upper management offered all staff at home office a free bean burrito lunch on the same day a pipe burst and rendered every single toilet in the building inoperable" sounds like a B-plot in an episode of "The Office", however this is the actual life I am living in right now in real time, proving once again that we are all Jim in God's eternal binge watch

[lokaror]

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

[funstyle]

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle