Gremlin City

25 / 🏳️‍⚧️ Nonbinary / Ace / Neurodivergent / INFP / Leo / 🇨🇦 ACAB, BLM, Land Back, Fuck Capitalism

[fjordfolk]

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

[fjordfolk]

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

[rabbithaver]

[wordfather]

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[hollowboobtheory]

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

[ostolero]

[fredersen]

um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[cryptidconservationcorps]

It’s that time of year again

[typhlonectes]

Happy gay cardinal Christmas!

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[irondive]

guys we're running out of time

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[kemono-friend]

[q-soc-official]

A long distance friend is a kind of dead wife

[54prowl]

they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]