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Cali

[podencos]

Has anyone else been in the strangest, most indecipherable headspace of their life lately

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Bitch, it’s called trauma! We’re all limping through a fuckin pandemic!

[primulaceas]

Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

[guerrillatech]

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[goawfma]

she died on july 13, 2015….2015!!! They literally withheld evidence. ain’t no way in hell she killed herself. If they don’t reopen the investigation….

#sayhername

#SandraBland

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[princesskuragina]

books set in new york city be like i was between 10th and the village but i needed to go north to 75th and obviously i had to avoid the east side so that i didn’t run into 5th but my apartment was on 12th and The Bridge. these are geographic references we all understand.

[guerrillatech]

[dadcrone]

i want 2 kiss someone at pride

[dadcrone]

I googled ‘how to get laid at pride’ and it turned up like 5 ‘the straight mans guide to boinking women at pride’ kill me

[newtgeiszler]

i hope no straight man ever gets his penis touched during the entire month june

[dadcrone]

like to charge reblog to cast

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows

[crowswritetoo]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Small your dick

Unsmall your dick

Your dick

Bad

[frottinq]

There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences

[argumate]

"why would urban supercities depopulate?" plague, obviously

something to look forward to in 2020

[argumate]

oh for fuck’s sake

[kanda-franca]

OP first posted this in 2018 for context. what an on point prediction

[yourcalamity]

bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them

[bird-big]

did you mean horny

[yourcalamity]

i would love to study you

[huffylemon]

i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately

[yourcalamity]

can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[salty-red-mage]

[astraldemise]

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

[shiny-audin0]

?

[astraldemise]

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*

[heturnedleft]

Little brown mushrooms are unidentifiable, worthless crap. If you’re going to hand me small mushrooms, make sure they’re some color other than brown.

(I have opinions about things)

[astraldemise]

the fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us

[whitepeopletwitter]