K455

Latex is love, latex is life Would love to become a robo gal. Trans and gay af.

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[shinyeternatus]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

[penrose78]

[chimeragirlboobs]

military surplus robotgirl who isnt used to her civilian chassis

she gets startled every time someone enters her line of sight because shes used to having omnidirectional scanners

she gets frustrated trying to carry heavy things because her limbs arent strong enough

you pick her up and she gives you the most scandalized look at the realization that she's that light

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Foxgirl giving you the worst paw job you've ever had and it hurts a little but she's being cute and the pain is kinda getting you close anyways

[radio-jupotter]

ottergirl giving you a nice pawjob with her soft paws that heals you from the awful pawjob you just got from a foxgirl

[foxgirlmindcrank]

You'll get the foxgirl paw job and you'll tell her she's doing great

[fallout-lou-begas]

a while ago i saw a video of a chastity cage being used to separate an egg yolk from whites. another time, i saw a video of a hitachi wand being used against a metal bowl to sift the clumps out of flour. the question is what other culinary applications can we find for sex toys? today (gesturing toward adam and jamie with my gun), on mythbusters,

[milkyenthusiast]

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

[little-whelp]

you have to treat that therian trans woman like the animal she is.

[little-whelp]

you have to treat that therian trans woman like the animal it is.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

A yandere handler is nice and cool, but consider the appeal of the yandere hound:

Their handler broke them. Successfully made them loyal, successfully made sure they love only her. But they "succeeded" a little too much. Love, loyalty, longing. All tangled and entwined, birthing a bloodhound with one all consuming goal. It, and it alone, will have Handler's love. Just as much as it is the handler's possession, it acts like the handler belongs to it. The void where the pilot used to be will consume them both, and anyone else pulled into either of their orbits will inevitably be destroyed.

[delta-squadron]

Painting a target with a laser guidance system. The target frantically looks to the sky for incoming missiles, preparing its anti-air capabilities. As it searches, it gets slammed from the side, a quadrepedal mech chasing the laser as the pilot inside purrs

[ross-hollander]

A translation guide...

...for all those hotshot pilots who need to learn how to speak a conversational Mechtech in a hurry:

"Running diagnostics": taking a five-minute break.

"Checking that repairs settle": taking a ten-minute break.

"Sent the new guy to the quartermaster for the parts we need": taking a half-hour break.

"In five minutes": in ten minutes.

"In ten minutes": in half an hour.

"In half an hour": tomorrow.

"In an hour": actually, in forty-five minutes.

"Severe damage": functionally meaningless, they will say this about anything. Ignore it. It is small talk.

"Extensive damage": actually light damage but on the parts that are hard to work with, so try running a little cooler from now on.

"Moderate damage": sure, you nearly died, but shot-out cockpit glass is pretty easy to replace, stop being dramatic.

"Apprentice work": the most important parts of your 'mech are being left in the charge of the least experienced worker in the entire hangar.

"Armored up on vulnerable segments": an extra layer of tinfoil has been applied over your armor and fastened in place with hot glue.

"Extra armor stripped to save weight": your 'mech is now protected by about two sheets of corrugated metal plundered from a local hardware and landscaping store.

"Lunch break": a block of time that begins at the exact moment you return to the hangar with an engine on fire and one arm missing and ends just when they have to hand the job off to the night teams.

"Lighten up on the handling": treat this 'mech like a dainty lady of court who faints onto couches if slightly stressed and must not strain herself by strolling in the manor gardens too long.

"Push it all you like": if you bring this 'mech back in with all its limbs attached or the engine not exploded, they will assume you are denigrating the quality of their work.

"Get lunch some time at the mess": you have earned the Favor of the Mechtechs. Know you are blessed, and treat this gravely. Also, you are obliged to immediately counter-offer with getting command's permission to order in from a place in town. (Assuming it has not been blown up, the place or the town.)

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Yeah that sniper girl in your squad? Probably incredibly shy, once she's out of her mech you should like, pin her against a wall and call her a good puppy, I think she'd really like that-

What? No I haven't been practicing with the railgun rifles, that'd be silly- hahaha-

arf-

[ashenmind]

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

[ashenmind]

[catilinas]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

[magenta-mess]

Oh, to be talked about like this by industrial machines...

[frostops]

anyway heres the better version of that dumb meme

[frostops]

Well for one I’m turning people into lesbians. Which again is happening for real.

[frostops]

As I said, unlimited forcefem and unlimited forelez forever. This is an actionable thing you should be worried about in real life.

[frostops]

Unlimited forcefem and unlimited forcelez forever. It is imperative that we create yuri world.