:^)

alv? ig: @alvzorr

[hellagross]

[mortalityplays]

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[dogpuppy]

[rockcoaches]

computer how do i stop losing my fucking Mind

i can feel the primal urge to return to a 7th grade version of myself wearing a maroon hoodie in the sweltering california summer just to avoid having to deal with a body

i will shoot every reflective surface with a gun

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[rockcoaches]

it’s time … to lock the hell in….

[csny]

everymorning: i think im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die. this is it. im going to die. im going to die immediately.

every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[spinchs-field]

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

[spinchs-field]

what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg

[lesvegas]

i fucking hate gender bro what the fuck is any of this shit

[frenchtoastee]

[abandonrun]

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

[catgirlforeskin]

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[kilncreatures]

this one is called goose horse

[atinybitofhopepunk]

I draw the goose horse

[kilncreatures]

you've given it such gravitas. such majesty. i feel as if it is three storeys tall while i am standing there in awe being just normal size

[redditfront]

[thememedaddy]