Bagel

I'm the fucking lizard king

[holohedral]

i am not well understood. which is also my fault

[pansyfemme]

wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[radiumeater]

[senatortedcruz]

Hot ppl on tumblr are so funny like you could be at the club getting mad pole or hole and you’re on here because something in your brain is broken

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[boyjoan]

boyfriends who hate your friends should be shot on sight in the national interest. friends who hate your boyfriend are a necessary part of the ecosystem. this is called symbiosis

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[firefox-official]

btw if the human hits u with the rolled up newspaper chances are you probably ate something like a shoe maybe. or a hat.

[mspaintingpost]

[bearhole-deactivated20251019]

[laslloronas]

[catasters]

[animentality]

[2242706]

amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep

texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game

texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn

[brightlotusmoon]

[grecoromanyaoi]

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

[grox]

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

[gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor]

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

[grox]

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way