the inner machinations of my mind are fucking wild @roeisanerd - Tumblr Blog

ig i should make one of those pinned posts huh

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hi, i’m roe!

i’m 23 years old

afro-latina (caribbean and central american) and i can speak a little spanish!

giga autistic, like very bad, severe, and adhd as fuck

bisexual trans girl mess

my favorite interests include: formula 1, destiny 2, or overwatch 2! (also a bit of sudoku lately)

i work as an accountant (not the fun ✨ kind)

i want to meet new people! all dms are welcome, but don’t just dm me weird shit out of the blue please, get to know me a lil first before we get there (also if you have a mostly blank profile i won’t even respond)

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!! This is an 18+ page, if you aren’t at least 18 years old i don’t want you here.

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original posts/reblogs usually (but not always) tagged with:

#roeishorny (does what it says on the tin lol)

#roe gets called the fuck out (posts that were too loud for me)

#roe’s sad bitch hours (come cry with me)

if you wanna avoid my hornyposting, mute the tag #roeishorny !!!

all my horny shit goes to @roeisyearning

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TUMBLR NEVER SENDS ME ANY PUSH NOTIFICATIONS!!!!!!!

If i haven't seen your DM in a while please know i'm not ignoring you! I have to manually open the app every time to see if i have new messages.

Mutuals can ask for my discord and i'll gladly give it!

If it gets too annoying i *might* open up a small discord server so yall can talk to me there!

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uh that’s it i guess? if i need to i’ll edit again at some point

#introduction #it me #autism #:3 #last edited: aug 23 2024

homunculus-argument

Straight dudes who think women are some sort of a terrifying incomprehensible alien life force are both funny and kind of sad. Like bruh women are just people who have tits. Except the ones that don't.

Sometimes women are just people with tits, but without tits.

boycritter

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

boycritter

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

mlarayoukai-archive

I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

mlarayoukai-archive

Hi I like your posts... I don't know what else to say... Feel free to kill me with guns and knives

hometoursandotherstuff

bumblebeerror

This is why art is important, in case you were wondering.

soundlessdragon

And kids will be so productive if you make it a game. I bet at least 50% of the kids who met this sculpture went and intentionally hunted for litter to feed it.

kingcatnine

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

wordfather

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

wordfather

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

wordfather

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

pencilcomics

teathattast

norondor

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

greppelheks

@adelinejclose

demonprincex

i really do believe that the answer to a lot of people's self hatred is not to try and reassure them that they are wonderful and okay and enough, but instead to remind them theyre a completely unremarkable regular ass person who is not the center of the universe or especially important so why would they expect themselves to be some superhuman savior. like there really is a kernel of out of control self importance at the heart of thinking youre an evil lazy piece of shit. because why would you expect you be anything but just like some guy. if you wouldnt expect the guy who works at the vape shop or your mailman or whatever to be able to do something then why would you expect yourself to? youre just some random ass person. its fine

demonprincex

so full of fuck ups ♥️

prokopetz

Going directly from what the average person I know in real life thinks constitutes kinky sex to what the average person I follow on Tumblr thinks constitutes kinky sex like

charyou-tree

Average Neighbor: Kink is when you pretend to hurt each other :(

Average Tumblr Mutual: Look, cannibalism is conventional erotic imagery, that can't be a "hear me out".

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froggribs

burningspite

every trans woman, no matter how dominant or sadistic or brave or stone, has a self that, if you make her feel both safe and desired enough to be so vulnerable as to become that self, melts at your touch and cries in your arms and holds you like you're the most important thing in the world and if you receive such blatant and raw trust from a woman in your life you better treasure it like an oceanbound castaway stumbling upon a freshly dead turtle and if you hurt her in this state you deserve to have every droplet of joy and value you see in your life drained from you by the hot and vengeful sun.