Roger Leary

🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇮Autistic Gay-ish Trans guy. He/him. Left-libertarian. Special interests: prog rock (and prog metal, psych rock, and psych pop), music technology and production, cannabis, psychedelics, art and drawing, linguistics, physics, chemistry, German, toxicology, philosophy, psychology, the late 60s/early 70s, and MELLOTRONS.

[donpatch18]

[rogerraucher]

Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, Yes, and Rush (though more rock not rly pop) all did this.

[humanoidhistory]

“Blue Demon” by Roger Dean, printed in Science Fiction Monthly, March 1976.

[rogerraucher]

You know you’re a nerd when you recognise this as Roger Dean before even reading the caption

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

[suertepls]

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

10 bucks

[modernsuperhero]

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

15% discount for 3 or more

[honey-pot-hobbies]

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

[muse-meter]

How much is the doll?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

[chameleonwho-deactivated2020031]

How about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

[ahotpeaceofshit]

Hey this chair looks cool, how much?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

[krystal-prisms]

How bout this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

[blackfox21]

What about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s not a sale item, that’s my dang lunch

[anonymous-elf]

How much is this neat tea set?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH GODS YOU’VE SET THEM LOOSE

[bai-zewarrior]

What about this super creepy cool chair?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s Lionel. they’re sleeping and I suggest you do NOT wake them

[fatpussycafe]

How much for this dandy fellow?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

YOU WOKE IT UP WHY DID YOU WAKE IT UP???

[neilcicierega]

[egberts]

just got a weighted blanket fellas, i’ll keep you updated

[egberts]

update 1: heabvy

[egberts]

update 2: confy

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[ultrafacts]

[blackgirlsparadise]

How….?

[pastelsponge-deactivated2015020]

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison

He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON

He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds

he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out

then he was arrested again, and the above happened

while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM

AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

[rainfallinhell]

Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it

[rogerraucher]

Yoooooooo have to watch this

[pervocracy]

[judgejudyofficial]

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

[miss-vortex]

If real life was like The Sims

[magnemite-not-make-it]

OH THATS WHAT IT WAS

[chrstopher]

I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was

[rad-times-or-sad-times]

Dude it took me a minute

[jus-tea]

Took me right to the end and then have it spelled out 🤦‍♀️

[rogerraucher]

Didn’t understand until the woohub thing.

[flowerinaflame]

I’m proud of him

[triplehamburgerjack]

He is just fucking great.

[i-am-jayde-deactivated20230705]

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad

Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad

Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good

Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

[hydro-homies]

That would have saved me from some embarrassments

[crayrayy]

“How do you pronounce G-I-F?”

*phone explodes*

[rogerraucher]

Lacquer (LACK-er) sounds like liquor (LICK-er) not like liqueur (luh-KER).

In other news, there are 3 words that should immediately be banned from the English language.

[ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020]

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

[ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020]

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

[noeizumisworld]

WELCOME TO THE AMAZING WORLD OF SPANISH/PORTUGUESE FALSE FRIENDS

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[lanadiaries]

this video is wild

[chrromebrutus-deactivated202105]

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

[candlejack]

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

[rogerraucher]

Asfaloth sounds like a blackened Viking metal band name

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[pochowek]

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[rogerraucher]

Wtf