taking control of the elements

25. she/her. things you'll see tumbl'd here: tons of zombies run babbles and rants. random af reposts that make me laugh. occasionally things to make me think. (thank you muterunner5 for the picture!)

[myattemptstobecleverneverwork]

@baapi-makwa

[darkersolstice]

@bearana

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[roguerunnerfive]

@belleroo

[catchymemes]

[lokis-little-kitten]

This should be the new M&M commercial!

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Im laughing so fucking hard right now

[roguerunnerfive]

@belleroo me

[talizoravonnormandy]

When someone asks why you like having romance options in rpgs

[roguerunnerfive]

@belleroo

[cungadero]

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

[squngious]

he forces you into debt

[cungadero]

that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch

[schmuddel]

Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far

[cungadero]

you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo

[roguerunnerfive]

@belleroo

[personaglitch]

Teach girls it’s okay to not want kids. Or even like them. That they can be functional people without being a mother. That deciding into their 30s they want kids isnt bad and they’re not “too old.” Teach girls that they don’t have to sell their youth to kids. Because motherhood isn’t for everyone. And we need to stop acting like it is.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive

more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

post cancelled, i’ve been made aware of the fact that none of you messy bi bitches capable of flirting in straight either

[pixieturtle-deactivated20211018]

You’re completely correct.

[alexbam]

[french-verbz]

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

[timecouldnever]

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

[whosfuckingbad]

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

[bisexuanal]

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

[awawaowow]

[roguerunnerfive]

@belleroo

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

the emo trinity’s average song stats

mcr 

fob

patd

as you can see, no one really touches patd for thottiness, but mcr is the only viable choice for an apocalypse anthem. fob is the most well-rounded of the three, but given that they have neither depression, thottiness, nor rebelliousness above an 8 they can occasionally fall shallow philosophically speaking. 

‘but where is gayness on this chart?’ you ask, like a moron. rebellion, theatre, thothood, jamming, and depression are the five component parts of every gay worth their salt. next question. 

[roaringstream]

This is the most powerful chart I’ve ever seen

[reedtoknowbasis-deactivated2025]

@roguerunnerfive

[roguerunnerfive]

science.

[humansofnewyork]

“You can’t just use Beyoncé to sell products in Nigeria.  Well, maybe Beyoncé is a bad example.  Beyoncé can sell anywhere.  But most of the time you need to adapt your advertising to local tastes.  So I help international companies create marketing campaigns for Nigeria.  A few years ago I started my own company.  I’d gotten tired of working for someone else.  I was doing all the work on some projects, and I’d only walk away with peanuts.  So I took the leap.  My goal was to win a single bid that first year.  I just needed one big name to risk a little money on me.  Because a little money to them was a lot of money to me.  I knew I had the technical experience.  I had the ‘know how.’  I just didn’t have an office, or a staff, or a big name.  But that became my pitch.  I argued that bigger agencies take their clients for granted.  I told companies: ‘I’m not relaxed like that.  I’m hungry.  I’m going to give you more juice.’  My first client ended up being Coca Cola.   Maybe I didn’t have things quite as figured out as I allowed them to believe.  But hey, that’s advertising.  And I delivered.” (Lagos, Nigeria)

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[musicallymaniacal]

i feel attacked.

[ranmagender]

REBLOG TO CHEER HER ON

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[carmenifold]

[shadowdarkleonidascrusade]

I didn’t think this post could get any better

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS COMIC IS LEGITIMATELY HOW IT HAPPENED

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[blue-skies-are-alright]

I really need this…

[queensxxyycv-deactivated2024092]

please