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strawbnie-deactivated20251201

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

strawbnie-deactivated20251201

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD

carryondontlookhere

stop calling teenagers millenials

like the youngest millenials are 23 years old

and the oldest are 40 years old

youre thinking of gen z, the gayest, most trans, most racially diverse, most atheist generation of all time and they are gonna fucking change the world.

zehumanparachute

Reblog for gen z, the gayest generation.

maddiebiscuits

some people talk shit about homestuck but i vividly recall a lesbian turning into a vampire before chainsawing a dude in half and re-applying her lipstick with the stains of his blood also she and her god-girlfriend live and get married as endgame so frankly everyone can either back off or step up their game

#homestuck

anarchopuppy

gays be still not over homed stuck

#bad post op but youre not wrong #homestuck

izuqu

I’m curious. For those of you who have had canned bread: does it taste good?

kawaiijohn

#im gonna fucking cry i saw that and thought #hey that guy looks a lot like hussie #dhakksjajak #its him

bloomingro

Here’s my at secret santa for @romantonym with PB and Marcy snuggled up on a cold winters day just hanging out with good food & good company!

I hope you have a great christmas & a happy new year!!

romantonym

Thank you, I love it!

#good art tag #:O im soo happ

lena-zorel

Hayley Kiyoko called 2018 twentygayteen and I honestly never been so ready for a new year to come in my entire life

safety-officer-barto-deactivate

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

officialqueer

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

jewishdragon

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

bisexualgambit

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

safety-officer-barto-deactivate

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

incendiarysongbird

okay, but eighth graders

doorstoplord

….. could be a nursery.

awesomealfry

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

starry-nightengale

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

tgwdlmreprised

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

0rangeleader-deactivated2022100

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

abyssfemme

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

silly-slacker-person

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2

hello? HUSH

bakvvas-deactivated20181218

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

#he seems really cool #i recognized a lot of these bits by name even though i dont know him

Things I have eaten today:

• The roof of a gingerbread house

• An eraser

• that's it

#i always forget to eat on the holidays #food ment #dont worry though im just the actual most forgetful person on earth and im microwaving an enchilada right now #meg wtf

patster223

Griffin’s evolution as a DM

Here There Be Gerblins: Okay, let’s give this a go…I’m not going to have fun, but we’ll follow the book and see where it goes from there.

Moonlighting: Fuck the book, let’s get some original plot and NPCs up in the mix.

Murder On The Rockport Limited: All right, we’ve got the plot, time to get this show on the road. We need more puzzles and mystery though…how about a full-fledged murder mystery with an adorable boy detective?

Petals To The Metal: ORIGINAL MUSIC. COMPLICATED NPCs WITH TRAGIC BACKSTORIES. HIGH. OCTANE. CAR CHASES. WITH LOTS OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR CREATIVE PROBLEM SOLVING.

Crystal Kingdom: The plot is about to get wild and mysterious as fuck up in here, every NPC has a huge backstory, and there are going to be big consequences for the players’ choices. Also, I fell in love with the boy detective.

The Eleventh Hour: Time to get these players into an open world where they can really make their own choices and develop their characters as they have to face their own mortality and regrets. But then I’m going to turn everything we think we know about these characters on its head. Also, everyone is gay and/or non-binary.

The Suffering Game: *cracks knuckles* …I’m going to just wreck these fools.