Cosmic Funnies
RMH
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
shark vs the universe
Mike Driver
Love Begins
Keni
🪼
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almost home
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if i look back, i am lost
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@rooster-teeths
im fucking sobbing about the shitty outdated animation software that my computer science professor makes us use
sometimes when you delete an object from the 3d model gallery, it will fuckin g turn and look at you judgementally
LOOK
if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains
in my defense look at this dude! the level of ‘this dude fucks’ here is off the charts
Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing
I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.
What the hell even is the this post
It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known
The five boxing wizards jump quickly
Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.
bro people talking about how trump/biden probably take adderall like yeah probably but I want you all to look up the absolute CONCOCTION jfk was on like 99% of the time
maybe his head really DID just do that
Okay I’m pretty sure this happened on tumblr, when tumblr first implemented the little color-changing ‘t’ in the top corner of desktop mode. Someone immediately started complaining that it was ‘ableist’ and ‘dangerous’ to epileptic people. Of course, a bunch of people called them out saying how the colors didn’t change fast enough to cause a seizure and whatnot, fast forward a few days, the person gets blasted like discourse does, and instead of apologizing, they pose as their sister saying that the ‘t’ colors sent them into a seizure and ultimately a coma.
At least, this was what I thought of. Might not be the specific one op is talking about.
“Might not be the specific one op is talking about.” how many times has this happened
I thought this was about the Hitler kin user
The whom?
Tumblr is a constantly evolving episode of The Twilight Zone
Hey tumblr what the fuck
This website isnt just free
Its worth negative money
Ex online friend did this I fucking swear
oh god I remember the 1k note threat thing lmao
This is what happens when you let a bunch of attention starved teenagers on the Internet.
Nothing makes me feel older than being reminded that most people on this site don’t remember early 2000s forum culture. Like, people have been doing this shit since at least the early 90s, and most likely earlier.
This is why despite this website being an absolute nightmare I can never leave because you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else.
Is that a-?
IS THAT A MAN RIDIN’ A
SHRIMP?!
*goat screaming noises*
Kirill Sarychev
Video description, translation from Russian:
Tall man with apparently only a towel around his hips: It's not easy to be a voluminous man and live in a standard apartment with standard bathtubs. Bathtub manufacturers, I want you to consider non-standard men.
Sh-ha! (dramatically takes off towel off his loins, revealing shorts underneath)
Hah! Thought I would bathe naked, did you? Hehe!
(making straining sounds, he climbs into bathtub. In an impressive display of the Archimedean law of displacement, water splashes out of the bathtub, like, everywhere. He props his feet up onto the armature, because the bathtub is too short too comfortably put them in)
[unintelligible]
(folding his legs over each other) and then you lie down the way you like, lay yourself down, and lie there.
End translation.
video i made back when vine still existed is now relevant again
love this person in the notes who doesn’t know what a chinchilla is
A little random but this person not knowing what a chinchilla is reminds me of the time my brother was in the elevator of his apartment carrying a little cactus and his middle eastern neighbor was like “wtf is that” turns out cacti are only native to the desserts of North America.
So imagine for a minute, you’ve never seen either of these before and then you go somewhere and see a catus and a chinchilla. You’d think you were on an alien planet.
living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!
I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again
Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post
culturally different yet morally aligned heroes.
boyfriends
My first reaction was: wtf, of course everyone does! Except:
put on both gloves at once and have the ultimate hand safety besides your middle finger which is free to flip off preps as u get ready to shoot an arrow or draw a picture.
Modern Achilles’s heel
“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”
“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”
“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“
“No, not a chance.”
PART 2
“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”
“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”
“so it should lead us right to Meap.”
“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“
“Got something!”
“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”
“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”
Part 3
“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“
“Sure!”
“I still haven’t gotten my”
“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“
“accomplishment badge.”
“Cool!”
“Let’s go!”
Part 4
“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”
“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“
“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“
“Don’t be silly Isabella.”
“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”
“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”
Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:
Part 5 (from a different episode)
“So, do I know romance or what?”
“what.”
“I said, do I know romance or-”
“I heard you.”
Part 6 (this time with Candace)
“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“
“That’s right.”
“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“
“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”
“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”
“Or Ferb.”
*clicks tongue*
We didn’t deserve this show
Local kids brutally murder a girl they know
it’s called science
Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it’s nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??
You telling me these droids are cisgender???
but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die
*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*
*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING
