And what if I just sit in the center of a hot tub occupied by half a dozen large sneezy women that are all blessing each other and creating chaotic waves that go splashing out….what then
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And what if I just sit in the center of a hot tub occupied by half a dozen large sneezy women that are all blessing each other and creating chaotic waves that go splashing out….what then
Heh, so,,, tucks hair behind ear, theres this tumblr post
I like to think they're hiding while on a case, sleuthing around with consequences.
(thank you @weirdshitandthings for the 10/10 post, will be thinkin bout it forever. 5-ever even...)
sneezy lesbian sex be upon ye
"C-cahd I suh-huhh-sdeeze yehd?" - the sub lying in a meadow of flowers in full bloom
"N-nod udtil I-I-ehhhh d-do..." - the dom riding them and desperately holding back as long as they can
Just here to have a moment of appreciation for the phrase “if you keep going, I won’t be able to stop”
noses that are so suggestable that talking about their nose or their allergen or anything like that gets them hitching or sneezing
Hit me with the
"D-don’t even mention the puh... pollen count. I'b already so close to a s-sneeze."
I got a request to try to say "don't sneeze". Didn't go great and I used too much Chhinkni, but here! Have it
beloved people's princess with terrible allergies making sneezing fashionable (and of course, faking a sneeze is dreadfully gauche). all the fashionable young ladies and plenty of the gentlemen too playing around with snuff and feathers and perfumes to find what makes them the sneeziest
"C-cahd I suh-huhh-sdeeze yehd?" - the sub lying in a meadow of flowers in full bloom
"N-nod udtil I-I-ehhhh d-do..." - the dom riding them and desperately holding back as long as they can
ok this is gonna get a little complicated but bear with me.
fantasy trope of body switching. kind of joke-y, usually not canon compliant, but fun and silly, right?
ur favs/ocs have switched bodies for whatever reason. now add sneezing.
“why didnt you tell me you were so allergic to (thing)!!” “i didnt think itd matter..?” “well it does (sneeze) now!!”
and
“but i love… my kitty… H’ttchu—h!! 🥺” “i dont care! my body is allergic, knock it off!”
or
“i can finally pet your cat without sneezing!! :D :D” “yeah, and i cant… snf”
and
“ohhh my god is it.. hH ISCH’ish’schh’tsh hu’ITSCHH!!?- — a-always like this for yhh.. you.. ’HIH’ISChuu’ish’ssh’chssh— ISHHu’!!!”
“yes..?”
Unbelievably gorgeous art commission of a fat sneezy goth girl by @nostrildamus Thank you so much, I adore her ❤️
the phrase "you know i'm allergic!" will never NOT make me weak. 🫠
*emerges from a room, cartoonishly fucking drenched, and grinning ear-to-ear* Heh... You should see the other guy *"other guy" in question emerges from the same room with the reddest, twitchiest, most tormented nose you've ever seen, damp eyelashes, breathing through his mouth, & with pieces of feather still stuck in his hair*
it’s these two OCs again :) this fool really thinks they can fight the hayfever. Everyone knows it never works…
(Do not reblog to non-kink blogs!)
OC comic with a Valentine's Day flavour. I like to imagine this is how J found out A has hayfever 😏
Someone bringing home an abandoned kitten and their partner just goes "Babe...we are BOTH allergic to cats."
Bonus if the one who brought it is WAY more allergic and is trying to convince their other half through an increasingly intense sneezing fit that they can definitely keep the little kitty-witty while the other just shakes their head and grabs tissues in preparation for their own sneezing to start.
Fall colds = A+
Fall/Halloween-related allergies = A+++
Leaves - jumping in them for fun and winding up with a surprise allergic fit, raking because they /have/ to and sniffling and wiping a runny nose on rough work gloves the whole time.
Hay - hay everywhere, hay rides, hay bale mazes, drooping against a partner/friend after the 30th run of allergic sneezes for the day, being led by the hand, teary-eyed and blind, through the maze with one long sleeve pressed to a streaming nose.
Animals - horse rides at fall festivals, horses pulling wagons, stray cats at pumpkin farms and apple orchards, pets at halloween parties and ducking into the bathroom with no idea why they can’t stop sneezing but lord they can’t.
Costumes - that weird, latex smell on the inside of masks, feathers or fur, the whole night they’re trying not to sneeze and cough all over their costume, can’t rub their nose, making a mess of their makeup.
Smoke - bonfires, wood stoves, smoke houses, suddenly everyone is burning things and their eyes are streaming and their throat is dry and their nose is just a liiiiitle more sensitive than usual.
Ragweed - every time they set foot outside, the ragweed murders them, well into November. Walking around farmer’s markets, enjoying the last warm days, festivals and apple picking and haunted houses and they’re a mess the whole time, and there’s really no avoiding it besides sitting in their house with the windows sealed shut all season, so they go about these fun activities and put up with the sniffling and coughing and god the sneezing -
Dust - decorations from last year covered in dust, gathering more dust the longer they sit out, kicking on the heat for the first time and the vents puff out a summer’s worth of dust and the next day their throat is so dry and they feel ill but it’s just the dust.