Brah? Brah.

I'm Mireille and I fucking love you.

[teratocrat]

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[sacred-portal]

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

There were no fucking postcards

[desudog-deactivated20240822]

There was an obsession with fucking

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

What is this big Fucking joke?

[muppet-sex]

[evilsoup]

hold on the japanese want what

[depsidase]

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

[sandmandaddy69]

[dippersguidetotheunexplained]

memes from a darker timeline where gravity falls gets a shitty reboot

[mandareeboo]

OP you just gave me the biggest heart attack of my career, FUCK.

[itsagifnotagif]

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

[wizardlyghost]

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

[wizardlyghost]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

From this:

[triss19]

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

[loremerchant]

I know just the man for the job.

[whomthegodswoulddestroy]

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

i-

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[leashamariel]

@the-darkness-does-not-bargain

[trewneollyn]

[invaderxan]

[iggykoopa666]

you have to pick one to fuck (consensually)

mario

luigi

peach

bowser

yoshi

wario

daisy

waluigi

toad

birdo

pauline

donkey kong

Voting ended onMay 21, 2024

thats the poll. please reblog

[maxknightley]

[liarsblade]

I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.

[liarsblade]

Once again learning that the band famous for multiple songs in which they say some variation of "we're faggots and we hate america" are in fact faggots who hate america. Very disappointed.

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

[sandersstudies]

Completely true-to-life from my interactions with toddlers

[memeclassheroes]

[charlesoberonn]

Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

[chippyyyz]

[hueypshootin]

Lol I think about this daily …some shit could hit any second.

[schmaniel]