everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
sheepfilms
Misplaced Lens Cap
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$LAYYYTER

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Three Goblin Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@royalrampionengineer
everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am
Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.
i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon
tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon
pick a side
team gaud
team pigeon
CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY
you people are. unkind to me
You... voted for the pigeon, too?
i know when i'm outmatched
It's end of May, yall know what that means
plans for the summer
JERK IT
WRITE RPF
DRINK ALCOHOL
BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE
job ?
LISTEN TO RECORDS
to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.
to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans
no but really percy jackson has been such a huge part of my life for such a long time i’m not prepared for it to end
Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.
Made our good friend Jonathan's Paprika Hendly thanks to @royalrampionengineer's post. Pur good friend has good taste. And my German ass had to.
the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
Everyone say thank you Gwyneth Phillips
YOU KNOW HER. YOU LOVE HER. AND SHE’S BACK. SHITTY OTTAWA CHARGE WIN EDIT!!
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