I have the disco elysium skill system in my brain

Misc blog for dumping low effort character posts / jokes / archiving / etc. I want to be more directly active here re: art and talking but –blinks wetly– social media is a sham If you've stumbled in here, yoooo. This is a very raw blog of jokes. It was once a goal to post writing and worldbuilding here but thats likely gonna stay off-site, probably toyhouse. I'm also unmedicated and a busy busy bee irl. Come back in a 100 years and finally get some context for character nr. 83 OCs are separated into tags by their names. I might eventually make a little on-site gallery to navigate by but for now they'll be hosted on toyhou.se... which is also being updated at a snails pace. Sorry. Im behind the dark heavy curtain overthinking the decor and you're on your own in this corn maze. Pick a tag and try to find out what the fuck this characters deal is based solely on quotes and jokes, id be dying to know how it comes across. Half of these OCs belong to my creative partner and boyfriend linked above ♥ etc love fucking wins

[valtsv]

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[thingsfromthedirt]

Rolling Homes: Handmade Houses on Wheels by Jane Lidz (1979)

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[8nin]

"Ur so chill" thanks i gave up

[lamignonette]

[insertionette]

[romanceyourdemons]

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

[theehorsepusssy]

[skleech]

they are tossing this man around like a beanbag in ways you would not believe

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[beesmygod]

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

[neutral-wizard]

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

[yellowlink]

@thebutter

[thebutter]

it costs half a million dollars to turn off the magnet, therefore The Magnet is always on.

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[fictionallesbian]

Comic I saw in a dream

[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[moleshow]

[alanshemper]

*gets closer*

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*