Out of My Element

Dex, born and raised in Jersey. music, reading, and anything that happens to amuse me.

[birlinterrupted]

American Conservatives: if you don’t go to a bar and drink green beer then the virus wins. Triggered much, libs?

British Conservatives: *literal supervillain monologue *

[blarghala]

Holy FUCK

[somecunttookmyurl]

Katie is an ungodly vile cow but like unironically this is the official government stance

[kdrm]

us tv: reviewed 

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

[fictionalcharactersaremyreality]

i cannot stress this enough

[imposer]

[beysexuality]

Me ripping off this stupid fucking sheet of paper so I can watch static for 5 hours

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[kingjaffejoffer]

[wakeupfighting]

BUT I LITERALLY GO “rawr” ALL THE TIME. ITS MY THING THIS WAS MADE FOR ME????

[sexhaver]

oh honey…

[zvaigzdelasas]

rawing means “I love you” in dinosaur

[narcand]

I’m literally gonna jump

[webscene-remade]

filling out the depression and anxiety checkboxes at the doctors is always so sad but also very very funny

[webscene-remade]

I am handed a piece of paper. I check off a box that says “every day I wish I were dead.” I hand back the paper. The paper and its contents are never again discussed.

[distractedboyfriend]

[endersrayne]

All this time it was it Philly!?

[belleandwhistle]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bunnie-blogging]

@maeborowski​

[charlesoberonn]

Thing I absolutely hate: Hasbro’s new “parody” versions of Monopoly

This is like the opposite of “How do you do fellow kids” and it’s 100x worse.

[spider-man-sass]

1000% done.

[lnane]

The emotion in the last panel tho

[saltghosts]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[officialmoviegoer]

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[witdiseased]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justaprettycoolkeychain]

I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.