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Punch Nazis!
Graphic representation of Moniqueâs âwhen you do clownery, the clown comes back to biteâ.
Always punch Nazis!.
Throwback to the time I worked with this dude when this was happening and he got fired
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you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
made it with an hour to spare
12:01 am babey strike me down if you aint sca
there are only so many world leaders, right? and theyâre all beholden to sokka in some major wayâŠ
the avatar: will be 35 years old and still have a pavlovian response to sokka saying âall right everyone, time for bed!âÂ
the firelord: so ride or die itâs honestly concerning
the earth king: owes to sokka his newfound knowledge of basic critical thinking skills
chief of the northern water tribe: his daughter seemed to think he was pretty dope before she turned into the moon
chief of the southern water tribe: thinks her brother is an idiot but has good ideas sometimes, and appreciates the fact that he doesnât care whether or not he gets credit for them as long as theyâre implementedÂ
not to mention that toph is basically a one-woman weapon of mass destruction who does not listen to anyoneâwith the crucial exception of one personâand guess who that is!
and heâs basically an honorary member of the white lotus???
basically what Iâm saying is sokka secretly rules the world
Sokka knows this and has begun using this information to fuck with random snobby nobles/push through random legislation
Sokka: So Iâm thinking we make today national cabbage day in honor of all the cabbages lost in the fight against Ozai
Aang, a walking âeat your vegetablesâ PSA who is genuinely delighted by this idea: Sounds good to me!
Katara, humoring her brother: I suppose this would emphasize the importance of a balanced diet.
Zuko who thinks itâs a stupid idea but loves and supports Sokka in all his decisions: I trust your judgement Sokka. If you think this is a good idea, the fire nation is behind you.
Arnook who has no clue what is going on but doesnât have enough of a background or a strong enough opinon on this topic to say no: If the other leaders think it is prudent.
The Earth King who honestly is just vibing: Yeah I like cabbages
Suki, knowing Sokkaâs habit of making jokes at official meetings and wanting to call him on his bluff: Kyoshi had tremendous respect for farmers and those who produce, gather, and process our food. The Kyoshi Warriors will support this holiday.
Toph, who is about to get this stupid ass holiday passed because she knows Sokka is not bluffing and wants to see the fallout when the others realize it: Yeah Iâm down. How many cabbages do we need for this? I can get us a couple thousand right now if you want.
new headcanon this is how Asamiâs granddad went from Inadvertently Persecuted Man With Cart to titan of industry
lmfao
WAIT ISNâT THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE MAMA TIGERS PRETEND TO GET SCARED BY THEIR BABIES TO TEACH THEIR BABIES HOW TO HUNT AND GIVE THEM CONFIDENCE
Like you can see Mama Tiger has her ears pointed back to where Baby is so clearly she knows her babyâs back there and is listening in that direction
GOD THIS IS SO CUTE
YOURE DOING GREAT SWEETIE
SUCH A FEROCIOUS SMOL
I love how the cub jolts a little when mom overreacts, as if thinking âShit, are you ok??â
Parenting at itâs best.
gaud, all seriousness, are you okay? this feels like youâre venting that youâre not enjoying this.
I didnât make this! it was submitted to my inbox and I had a good chuckle over it
Are you still rawing
Noooo omg its coming back đđ
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
âŠ.. Where exactly do you live that the tea isnât liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No itâs sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and iâve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. Â Youâve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Â Donât play like youâre some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesnât own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, Iâve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldnât*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omgâŠ.
OMFG
@riverwriter
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
âworld war teaâ is the best play on words iâve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
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For all my fellow oversharers out there.
I only watch teen wolf for the plot starter pack (1)
An interesting perspective to consider
Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05Â | The King of Omashu
Wow those moves look like someone whoâs childhood best friend was an airbender
âŠShit, youâre right.Â
That spin he does. That is an airbendery move.Â
Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like⊠I promise)
This shows attention to detail was unreal.
Even the fall backwards! That looks like the exact kind of thing a fun loving Airbender kid would do while showing off gliders and airbending proficiency.
the best benders in this show tend to be the ones who adapt elements of other bending techniques. Bumi has some airbender-y movements, Zuko and Iroh use some Air and Water movements, even Katara tends to use some earthbender looking moves when bending ice
Meanwhile Toph just took earthbending and cranked it all the way up to 11.
Everyone else: The spice of variety! The four elements make mine stronger! Ballerina time!
Toph:âŠ.meTalâŠ.bendy bendy
take into account that Toph might not be able to take other bending styles into her own. Because those styles (especially fire and air) require you to lift your feet off the ground and for Toph she would lose her way of connecting to the world like heâs used too.
Toph took earthbending, made it her bitch, and made it adapt to her needs as a disabled person.
âI donât want to die anymore all the time! Itâs really interesting!â || Source
1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us
3) mostly mined with slave labor
4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we donât even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years
5) They arenât actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.Â
Pro tip from a former Jaredâs salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. Theyâre lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like⊠$30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that theyâll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.Â
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennialâs engagement ring.Â
THANK YOU EX-JAREDâS BASED GOD.Â
engagement rings: HACKED
Get a ring from an antique store. Theyâre usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.
thanks edith
Tigerâs eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves.
Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win.
Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture.
Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earthâs molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter.
Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse.
SO PRETTY
@theotheralya
Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought Iâd like and I would genuinely be ecstatic
Even as a kid I never wanted a diamond I wanted my birthstone lol
I donât even care about engagement rings. They werenât even common practice until the 1930s - thanks De Beers âŠ
Fun Psychology facts here!
Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying âYou fucking moron.â and tbh same
Me: I think I donât exist.
Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didnât, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.
Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when Iâm dissociating.
Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any âsaneâ person) is normal, right?
Therapist: No.
Me: Wow.
Therapist: Youâre just a fucked up bitch.
Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.
Therapist: Thatâs a start!
Me: I guess heâs still my friend?
Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, heâs not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.
Me:
Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.
Therapist: Because thatâs my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because youâre way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.
Me: I donât need that kind of call out, Jerome.
Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*
Therapist: Oh thatâs nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!
Me: Yeah!!
Therapist: Itâs wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?
Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: Iâm sorry, itâs all my fault, Iâm so so so sorr-
Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.
Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.
Me: What-
Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS*Â
Me:Â
Me: Jerome.
Therapist: You went to the gaypride?
Me: Yeah, I went.
Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?
Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.
Therapist: Did you see some bears?
Me:
Me: Jerome wh-
Therapist: Thatâs the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it.Â
Therapist: Are you sure youâre not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?
Me: No, I want it!!
Therapist: Finally, youâre not forcing yourself for the others! And youâre doing something you want! Iâm proud of you!
Me: Youâre more of a dad than my own father.
Therapist: Thatâs not very hard.
Me: I always wondered, are you queer?
Therapist: I am not.
Me: Ooh.
Therapist: Or am I?
Me: Ooh!
As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someoneâs else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.
The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.
This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.
As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as âTherapist dadâ.
Heâs aware of it and think itâs hilarious.
Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but Iâm full of anger against him.
Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.
Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.
Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you donât offer them things all the time. You donât have to do that.
Me: What??
Therapist: Why donât you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?
Me: Like what? âHey JoĂ«l wassup, Iâve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.â ?
Therapist: Exactly.
Me: Youâre as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, yâknow.
Me, heavily dissociating: I donât exist-
Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?
Me: Dinner first.
Therapist:
Therapist: Damien, you moron.
Therapist: You need vacations.
Me: Iâm broke.
Therapist: Oh yeah.
Therapist: You still need vacations tho.
Me: Jerome, I am still broke.
Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!
Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didnât see you.
Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?
Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.
For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friendâs who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didnât know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:
Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?
Me: Yes. Townâs short I guess.
Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?
Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?
Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.
Me, at 2pm: Iâm sorry Iâm going to be late!
Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.
Me:
Me: What.
Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.
Therapist; Whatâs up with you and wanting domestic rats.
Me: Iâm gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.
Therapist:
Therapist: How dare you.
Therapist: Weed doesnât do much on me and I must admit Iâm kinda disappointed.
Me:
Therapist: Do you smoke?
Me: Jerome.
On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing
Heâs doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL
Itâs really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg
Always reblog Jerome.
Is he now aware of his fame?
After months, he is, and he just told me âHaha, this is funny. Iâm happy itâs helping people!â
I think he doesnât realize that heâs known *worldwide*
I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!
This is great
OP can we get more updates please
Sure! Hereâs his fav cat breed
OP we need another update!
Is his fav dog breed an acceptable update? Or more?
Special guest of the day because I havenât seen Jerome in a little while: My psychiatrist.
Psychiatrist, pointing at my little shovel tattoo: Does it have a meaning?
Me: Actually yes, itâs one of the rare ones who does. I wanted to be a gravedigger for a long time but since Iâm disabled I canât. So itâs just a little funny reminder of my wish to become a gravedigger.
Psychiatrist: Until when did you want to become a gravedigger?
Me: Until 20yo I think? Yeah, from kindergarten to 20yo.
Psychiatrist: Oh. Well, who am I to judge when I was a kid i wanted to be a garbageman because ridding the truck looked funny.
Therapist: Youâre allowed to tell what you feel. You canât keep everything stored in bottles and hope for the best, youâll never be happy if you do this.
Me: But they wonât be happy.
Therapist: Be egoistic. Youâre not in charge of everybodyâs happiness but youâre in charge of yours. It will take times to start to say that you dislike what people are saying, it will take time to manage to say to the others when they hurt you. Itâs not easy. But youâre allowed to tell people how you feel and to accept how you feel rather than bottling up.
Me: How long will it take me to manage to do it?
Therapist: I started to do it in my thirties. There is no starting point, you just go at your pace.
Iâd like to know why he had no idea how to drink a Starbucks coffee? I mean, Iâve never been to Starbucks before, but Iâd imagine the lids arenât too far from the standard used in places like gas stations...
W-we donât have lid here
cute couple things iâve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend
girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer
saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead
in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes âsee told you youâd kill your presentationâ then kisses her forehead
girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like iâd have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but sheâd been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word
in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guyâs phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs donât care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says âyeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. sheâs okay tho.â
was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now heâs laying his head on her lap and sheâs reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that
Im-
Adorable
