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do you want a warm, weighted, vibrating plushie that acts like a heat seeking missile and intermittently stabs you? What I have just described to you is Felis catus and there is a dark secret to it
Come closer... learn my secret...
why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
alright one sec
hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss
The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society
Sketchdump
9 years after purchasing a tablet I finally figured out how to use it
Look it's the blog I actually use! Follow for more art I'm trying to do a few pieces a week
I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay
sometimes it has to be a book. sometimes it has to be a movie. if you try to make it something else, it's not the same story anymore.
I can't be the first to make this connection
y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision
...Can I add this
imagine these crawling on ur desk eating crumbs on ur desk like insects and theyre like ant-sized
at any given moment part of my brain is screaming I SHOULD BE EATING SMOKED SALMON RIGHT NOW. torment
I went to a college farther north from what I was used to. Not by much, but the cold weather, short days, and long hours spent in class or studying meant I was barely getting any sunlight and my mental health was tanking.
One night, after a good hour or two of stress-crying on my dorm floor, I went grocery shopping.
When I saw the canned fish section I was struck with such a profound craving that I dumped a whole assortment of packets and cans of fish into the cart- smoked herring, salmon, sardines, pre flavored tuna, just so much fish. I grabbed crackers to eat it on almost as an afterthought.
In the produce aisle they had herb plants and the smell of the rosemary almost made me cry again, so I grabbed one of those too.
When I got back I almost immediately started eating fish and crackers. I think I ate like two or three cans of what I bought? And I just felt so much better afterwards it was crazy. I planted the rosemary in a large mug and everything felt lighter, just a little less stressful.
I looked it up some days later and yeah, the omega 3s, vitamin D, zinc, and magnesium in fish are all things that can help with seasonal affective disorder and depression in general.
So my advice is if you find yourself craving fish, especially in the winter, just do it. Buy some salmon. Buy some kippers. Eat 👏 some 👏 fish! 👏 Your body might be telling you something, and you’ll probably feel a lot better.
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this website loves a fuck ass bob but stays silent about worf. the man with the most fuck ass bob out there.
set phasers to STUNNING!!!!!
louis likes to climb his scratching post and stand on top like a classic circus elephant
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
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she does not FUCK
can you believe this website is free
reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022
seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!
Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?
Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam
I mean personally I was in favor of Mr. Peru and Mr. Nigeria but I can fully agree Spain can get out of there.
Tbh mr spain looks like a piece of art compared to britain and cuba’s costumes
SE asia brought the thunder
NIGERIA REPRESENTTT
I’m not going to ever be surprised at Spain being so proud of their imperialism in the worst ways possible
going for a world record
if you see this post boop the everloving fuck out of me and also RB it
make me regret this post