yesterday's mirage

ryusei's comfy swamp

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[crimeronan]

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[raliciel]

summer gogo

[ttnn77]

You jerked off to the flickering light of a lamp post…?

...SOMETHING ABOUT IT DYING AND TRYING TO STAY ON WAS ENTICING TO ME... IM NORMAL

[phyriaxi]

5/100

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[marxism-transgenderism]

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

[marxism-transgenderism]

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

[un-monstre]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

[amygdalae]

[kaa-05n2]

[ornkhai]

your “loyal and virtuous” knight is doubting the cause he pledged his very soul to 🫵😂

[ducksdontdraw]

couldn't stop thinking about this build by @jjoert so I had to draw it 🪻

[peachfromcmbyn]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[sturgeon-system]

[cadimonsignal]

this endless cycle of violence between Growers and Showers on the streets of our great nation must stop. Thats why if you elect me, the guy whose penis stays exactly the same no matter what you go and do to it, I promise that we will enter an era of sheer peace the likes of which you’ve never seen, jack

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in