sapphic sweetness

hello lovelies I'm Alex, they/she, 28, sapphic

[beesmygod]

What are some smart sounding things you can say out loud while reading a book in public

a dry chuckle and a "how droll" is a classic. shows youre above the material but recognize its attempts to amuse you

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[aropride]

the fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. we have to do something about this.

[yoricklike]

recently I've been noticing the sun setting earlier than it used to. enshittification?

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[epiphainie]

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

[kosmogrl]

I know I’ll get through it because I’ve gotten through everything that’s happened to me so far

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[forestdeity]

seeing wildflowers and birds and critters and sunsets really can keep you going

[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[zerosocialskillz]

I'm pulling these tags out prev

[snowkissedmonsters]

I actually think all fairies are fat, in their natural habitat. The Irish used iron horseshoes to protect their milk and butter stashes from fairies bc they love cream so much. Cream and berries and honey and ale, all day every day. If you see a skinny fairy she is underfed, give her some sugar water like you would a tired bumblebee 🍰

[fairglassbird]

Ads for weight loss should be illegal. Hope this helps.

[fairglassbird]

This post predates the rise of GLP-1 drugs, their overwhelming promotion for weight loss purposes, and the reinvigoration of anti-fatness in popular culture. To all of the fat folks, people surviving EDs, and everyone struggling with the onslaught of ever more predatory advertising:

The ads are wrong. They are wrong about you and it is wrong that they exist. You deserve freedom from them. You deserve to take up space.

Happy fat liberation month. Hope this helps.

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

[finalgirlguy]

lucy dacus review for stone butch blues is so beautiful 💌 happy lesbian visibility week

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills