Sack Of Sad Stuff

He/It - AroAce - Just a silly guy :D

[apeiron33]

Billy telling them his identity when he hits 18 🙏

[apeiron33]

Billy telling them his identity when he hits 18 🙏

[apeiron33]

Billy telling them his identity when he hits 18 🙏

[fleysh]

[bluesardine]

Some great additions from the comments.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[library-seraph]

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

[thesulkycroissant]

i know we like to say tim has Foot in Mouth Disease but also sometimes i think you have to accept that he knows exactly what he's saying and is saying it anyway

[kelenia]

Watchout, it’s the Shen brothers!

[rue-x3]

I CUT MY FINGER AAAAAAAHHHHHHH (I’m fine)

Anyways short svsss au because it’ll distract me from the pain (being dramatic)

Baker SY (STOP, I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, LET ME FINISH) that is unaware that he doubles as an assassin because of how bad his baking skills are. He has the amazing ability to make everything he makes look edible…. When in reality the taste is usually bad enough to kill—and that’s not an exaggeration either people start FOAMING at the mouth. (The entire time SY’s in the dark about this btw.)

Anyways enter the brothel jiejies that constantly buy his food to make “unsavory” customers disappear. Also enter SY who gives his baked goods out to the slum kids. The slum kids are well aware of his reputation and through miscommunication they think that SY is using them to take over the streets… and they lowkey love it. SY doesn’t demand money from them, he gives them methods to kill the tyrannical slavers that runs the streets, and he’s always nice. So through misunderstanding and miscommunications SY 1.) becomes the boss of the slums, 2.) develops one of the most well-established, widespread, detailed information webs AROUND, and 3.) Earns a reputation as one of the deadliest assassins ever without even knowing.

LMAO imagine SJ bringing WYZ to SY’s shop (SY’s given him cookies too, he’s well aware of SY’s reputation) and watching in satisfaction as WYZ DIES after eating one of Shen Yuan’s cookies. LMAO HE BECOMES SY’S BAKER APPRENTICE AND MAKES ACTUALLY EDIBLE BAKED GOODS TO GIVE THE STORE A BETTER COVER. HE ALSO LEARNS THAT HIS MASTER (SY) IS AMAZINGLY RESISTANT TO POISON (he eats his own baked goods and genuinely cannot tell how bad they are) AND PLAYS THE CLUELESS ACT PERFECTLY (because he’s genuinely clueless) LMAO

[darthwillies]

still working on my bing-ge theories but i posit: given half a chance, he'd be even more of a pathetic simp for shen qingqiu than bing-mei. yes he'd need some time to warm up to it, and i know bing-mei isn't exactly the poster boy for self-esteem, but the important thing about bing-ge is that he's worse.

this is a man who, on unexpectedly reuniting with an alive version of the evil music teacher who ruined his life, not only allowed him to pet him (while sqq's limbs were in ripping range, c'mon) while going ?? but pivoted so fast to seduction literally the second it occurred to him. bing-ge hated the guy! that's kind of key to his origin story! shizun no good very bad and gets murdered about it! but shizun is nice for 0.2 seconds and suddenly sex is very much on the table

bing-ge is also the man who, after his seduction attempt failed and he got beaten up by bing-mei, turned for a dramatic come with me moment with, again, the suddenly nicer version of his evil teacher. who i cannot stress enough has been nice to him for like one tuesday afternoon, after a lifetime of Not Nice. and bing-ge is ready to run away into the sunset together already. admittedly he's run away into a lot of sunsets with many many women, but rarely has he looked so upset about it. he is shooting his shot with no reflection or apparent hesitation, it is literally his first opportunity to Bond with shen qingqiu for real and he is grabbing it with both hands, like go huge king but also say what now

bing-ge is also the World's Straightest Man with more wives than he's had hot meals, yet he reads like One smutty rpf about him and his old teacher and is like wait, you can DO that? and all of a sudden he is totally on-board with getting hot and heavy. not just with a dude, but with, again, the evil arts teacher who super ruined his life and their grudge has spanned forever but bing-ge is happy to just Forget all of that in exchange for some kissy time??

give him like a month in the newer, sexier shen qingqiu's company and that man is even more sopping wet and clingy than bing-mei. he is the most extreme Luo Binghe of all Luo Binghes and i put it to you that this tendency goes in both directions. his Extreme Danger Do Not Approach meter is filling up at the exact same time as his Desperate Simp bar and yes, he is going to be so weird about it

[jaspydunx]

Dukeceit be upon ye

[remuscore]

Janus in a dress from that photoshoot?

Really good conversationalist Remus Sanders

[aromantic-janus-sanders]

fuck man idk what to caption this

[jaspydunx]

Silly Dukeceit comic I’ve had lingering in the back of my mind for a while now

I’m great at perspective I know

[jaspydunx]

Silly Dukeceit comic I’ve had lingering in the back of my mind for a while now

I’m great at perspective I know

[terracotta7]

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

[pagliacci2]

If the woman that JK rowling posted an upskirt photo of had been a cis woman snopes wouldn't have said this was "mixed" and you know it.

[vexatiousvic]

Not that it was necessary, but I looked up definitions, and yeah, obviously "taking a photo under someone's skirt" is literally it. Fuck Snopes so fucking hard. I need them to explain to me how it doesn't fit the definition to a fucking t:

And what the FUCK do they mean, "public setting"?? Yeah, upskirts are mistly taken in public fucking settings! That's not an eycuse, that's part of the fucking issue

[pagliacci2]

And truly what do they mean it was in public? Does that mean that the upskirt photos people take on subways dont count because other people are around? OF COURSE IT WAS IN PUBLIC THATS HOW THE PHOTO GOT TAKEN IF SHE HAD BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED AT HOME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BREAKING AND ENTERING

[doe-eyed-disaster]

what do they mean "it wasn't taken surreptitiously"? there isn't any implication here except that because Freda Wallace was in public, she consented to any pictures that might be taken of her? this is just "look at the way she* was dressed". snopes is doing rape culture.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

https://archive.is/Nv1K1

according to archives the first version of the snopes article listed it as "true," but it seems to have been changed. given rowling's widely known history of extreme and aggressive litigiousness i'd be willing to bet her legal team probably objected and snopes caved