Ah beans....

Call me Spooky. 31, fat, polyamorous, LGBTQIA+, NSFW, I'm a spooky guy filled with Autism. Transphobes and TERFs fuck off. (Header image from Castle Swimmer by @wendylianmartin)

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[eldritchdraaks]

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

[ryebreadgf]

[ryebreadgf]

how could i forget to add the caption

[thinly-sliced-human-hands]

Bathtubs are VRChat for kitties.

[spacetwinks]

[were--ralph]

When he hit the prostate just right

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

[girlsilverrruns]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[mousenemy]

the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art

[dad-fucker666]

gifts the trans person in your life will appreciate

Large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

pipeline punch monster

[beccadrawsstuff]

wishful thinking

chat listen up i NEED him to win bc it will be deeply funny so do your civic duty and vote at @need-him-pregnant-poll

[teaboot]

T-shirt that says “I’m not the trans man, im the trans that manned up”. Is that anything

[the-uncanny-dag]

It should be "man that transed up", if we're talking the "dad that stepped up" thing

[teaboot]

I am shaking ur hand. Send it to the press boys

[blackwoolncrown]

oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?

STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.

PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.

AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.

Tf is wrong w y'all.

[blackwoolncrown]

Friendly reminder that this man is fucking dead.

[crypticarchivist]

If you try to praise or draw attention to a specific protester for doing something photogenic THAT IS SNITCHING.

NO YOU *DON’T* KNOW THEM.

[blackwoolncrown]

SNITCH ACTIVITY

OP ACTIVITY

FED ACTIVITY

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO SOME BOSS SHIT NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T CLOWN

STFU

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[cyber-corp]

idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos

[cyber-corp]

who the hell is larry

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee