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Sara. 34 years old. Sher/Her. From Oklahoma, USA. Cherokee Nation citizen living on the rez. Currently teaching high school English as a Second Language near Tulsa. Feel free to message me.

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[nude-tayne]

[julius-caeser]

@staff please verify me, the real fleshy Gaius Julius Caesar. Soon I will make my speech to the senate about how im dictator in perpetuity and nothing will go wrong so I would like to be verified on the 15th to make it offical.

We all know everyone will accept me and nothing will go wrong so I see no issue in this.

[conker-shell]

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

[bardaficer]

[excitementshewrote]

[ostolero]

funniest joke about chess is cheating using overhead mirror to see your opponents pieces

[ostolero]

[vairiance]

This is easily one of the funniest meme templates ever conceived I love it so much, here's my contribution

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

they shouldve made it impossible to post new videos to tiktok after this one was made and also they shouldve made it so every other video was just this video

[electronicmail]

[a-wild-haggis]

https://www.talbothumane.org/adopt/adoption-form/

[goint]

Found the update in case anyone else was curious and didn't want to scroll through weeks of FB posts

And from their new owner in the comments

[byjove]

fun wedding game: you make all the wedding guests vote for which member of the couple they’d stay friends with after the divorce

[byjove]

“this…..doesn’t sound fun” it is if you’re a hater and you love drama

[dankxsinatra]

[thesapphictwink]

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

[misheancolchester]

[kinardstits]

[dogpuppy]

[adriofthedead]

[moshbrotatoes]

[zoesupreme]

these new MLB rules where they can use 8 different pitchers across multiple timelines simultaneously are getting out of hand