We're all different bowls of salad of doubt.

Maybe next year is the year. Maybe last year.

[thatjeanjacket]

[tchaikovskaya]

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

[saladofdoubt]

I know you're not on much anymore, but I get happy every time I see that you're still dropping by now and again.

I have no idea how old this is but thanks :)

the funny thing about only dropping by once in a while is that it feels like anything new i post/reblog must be Important Enough to merit coming out of retirement. so often i pop on without posting

feel free to message and i’ll see it at some point

((((also i haven’t followed anyone new in like 26 years so my pool of content is slowly dwindling as people stop using tumblr and/or i have to unfollow them because suddenly all their posts are some type of problematic))))

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[omghotmemes]

Everyone agrees that aaaaaa

[cursedpossums]

mutual worldwide aaaaa

[jungwildeandfree]

i vote that once a country becomes quarantine literally any outfit becomes fair game. if you have to leave your house, do it in a cloak, cape, leather jacket, full suit of armor. it’s pandemic time and i for one believe pandemic time deserves a Look. I want people to study this moment not only for history but for fashion. 

[jungwildeandfree]

the best way to avoid corona virus is to have an outfit that slaps so hard that everyone gives you one full meter of awed and respectful distance 

[charlesoberonn]

This is the 3rd possible end-of-the-world scenario this year and we’re not even halfway through March.

[charlesoberonn]

[annabelle--cane]

I KNOW it’s the ides of march, but in order to practice safe social distancing I’m sorry to say that you may want to to consider not getting together with 22 of your closest friends to stab your local least favorite politician

[incendavery]

pink doodles

[thatsbelievable]

[driesvand]

[valleyhowler]

Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't wanna offend anyone.

[greycloudsroll]

Treason’s Greetings

[highlandvalley]

[joeylikespizza]

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

[hanschensolo]

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

[human-nonsense]

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[greia]

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

[luthorchickv2]

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears. 

[americas-sass]

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed, Probably Has Undiagnosed ADHD

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

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the main issue I have with being alive is that I can remember times when I have, in front of others, opened my mouth to say words

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[officialjeffgoldblum]

living for this addition tbh