Agent Sally.

At some point everything is going to go south on you. Everything is going to go south and you're going to say 'this is it. This is how I die." Now you either accept that or you can get to work, That is all there is. You just begin. You do the math, you...

[everythingfox]

Try to not look suspicious

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[cooourtniiix333-deactivated2011]

If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies in 13 days.

[jaethefade]

don’t fucking play with me like this the fuck is wrong with y’all

[butgilinsky]

wtf why- i JUST talked to my dad you can’t- wait-

[chxrry-san]

Sorry ya’ll, I can’t leave it not reblogged..

[notsosmexy-deactivated20201202]

Broooooooo

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Don’t know Him, but okay 🙍

[bvckys-doll]

NO DAD NO!

[slut4supersoldiers]

Don’t have the best relationship with him but my mum loves him for some reason so 🤷🏽‍♀️

[liberalsarecool]

Millennials have seen over two decades of Corporations and Wall Street receiving taxpayer handouts.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Anne Hathaway and the burgundy dress from Ocean’s 8 live in my mind rent free

[snuv]

[fantasysclerosis]

My sister knew a women who would adopt any solid black cat with yellow eyes that came into the shelter. No cats with green eyes, no spots of white. Solid black. My sister later discovered why. Her husband doesn't want any more cats, but isn't actually sure of how many they have. So as long as her cats look exactly the same as the others, he can't pick them out and be unhappy when the brings home another one.

[cryptidesc]

Big brain woman right there

[leviathan-supersystem]

boy oh boy sure am glad that during this crisis I get to experience Capitalist Plenty

and not Socialist Deprivation

[leviathan-supersystem]

rlly makes u think

[snottsniff]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 50 years on and Vietnam is still beating America’s ass !!!!!!!!!!

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

uh huh

[undeadwill]

You know how china lies?

Vietnam does the same shit.

[knifefightscene]

I live in vietnam and the number is actually that low lmao vietnam has closed down schools and universities and started online learning since feb. they have praticed social distancing and lock down for 20 days now. The government literally spent billions to put tourists in quarantine for free to health check them everyday for fourteen days to make sure community spread doesn’t happen. They’re willing to risk the economy as long as the people are safe. Like you do know vietnamese people have access to the internet right???

[freemonker]

Population differences you people, America has significantly more people total

[leviathan-supersystem]

wow you’re such a genius, if only there were statistics for the number of cases per million people so we could scale it to population size, such as here:

can any mathematicians tell us whether 3 or 3,379 is the larger number? can any number wizards help us out on that one

[heir-of-the-founders]

The lengths that people go to to try and force the idea that the us is great are just astounding really

[chewbacca]

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ✿✼:*ﾟ:༅｡.｡༅:*･ﾟﾟ･⭑ [source: milo_the_toller on instagram]

[twitblr]

Don’t look at me!!! (x)

[hexxalite-hecate]

Dark underside to this: it’s because in your room you have the safety and control to enjoy and express your body as you wish, but as soon as you step outside you become horribly aware that there is a huge percentage of people who think clothing choices = consent to do whatever they want with your body.

[feministsdontgofarenough-deacti]

“Huge percentage of people” yeah, they’re called men. It’s called the male gaze.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

[mycroftrh]

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing!  The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia.  This is their flag:

The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

[sailurmars]

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

[feitanswife]

WHAT

[gondorsfinest]

okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office. 

they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.

everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.

Keep reading

[ileolai]

Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.

[frostychica]

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

that’s it. i’m moving.

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

@always-midnight-somewhere father the squad I know where we’re living

[snazzy-rat-tm]

Moving there asap-

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[caleforpresident]

I can’t get over this

[leplastiquedick]

me screaming in another plane of existence 

[sadboyfactory]

[katiesmithkss-deactivated]

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP STARTS SCREAMING I LOVE THIS DOG OH MY GOD!

[northeastartist]

THIS IS A FOREVER MOOD

[galina]

[arse-thetic]

#justiceformuslims

[csidesuicide]

I love every single person who reblogged this

[achromatiq]

I don’t think people realize how much of an impact this kind of support can have, I don’t think everyone knows what these little things can mean to us.

It may just be me, I don’t know. But every single time I see this on my dash or on someone’s blog or anywhere else, I kind of just breathe a sigh of relief. That’s one more person who cares. That’s one more person who doesn’t hate me.

Because it means so much, especially when all the media is spewing out is that I’m a terrible person and no one wants people like me near them. It means so much because I’m tired of people who won’t sit next to me in class, or who choose to join the longer line at the grocery store because they don’t want to be beside me and my family. It means so much when I have to lift my head any time someone says the words Islam or Muslim because I’m scared that they’ll say something that’ll hurt, when I have to pay attention to the news because who knows what so and so is saying now, who knows which of my people are being attacked now, who knows what’s going to happen to me now.

It means so much because I’ve been given the idea that the world is against me. And a huge part of it may be, but at least I’ve been reminded that some of it, just a small group of people, acknowledges that I’m a person too. That people like me are just that, people.

Maybe it’s just me, I don’t know. But now you do, so thank you for believing that I’m human when so many people don’t.

[ello-bby]

Have a great day x

[yennefer]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I (2010) dir. David Yates

[why-d0-i-exist]

[chilewithcarnage]

[jjoon]

LMAOASDFKHJASD bffs 😌♡

+Bonus: Joon is obsessed

[local-gotham-kid]

I think we should also appreciate how he took the time out of his days to visit kids at the St. Jude hospital while still battling with his own cancer. He was a real life superhero to not only me but millions of people <3