Fish are friends, not food

he/him/fish Literally just a salmon Main blog is @sirsamueloflydia

[hate-anon-offical]

What effect do you have on the salmon population?

I increase it.

I perform dark rituals on the excess trout to keep them at normal levels, but it comes at a cost

[salmon-offical]

So that's why I've been seeing a dramatic increase in my cousin count-

[d3rlord3-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[soopsop]

@salmon-offical

[satan-offical]

I am a fish is only safe because they're a goldfish...and I don't play freakster woo with gold fish...

[salmon-offical]

...what about salmon?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

behold

the prophet

I wonder if anyone will even see this post since I’m not tagging anyone

[salmon-offical]

@satan-offical this prophet was talking about you

[toonsforkicks22]

Winner winner salmon dinner! 🍲

Congrats to @/wiedzialamaleitakuh on Instagram for winning the “What did Scratch gift Pomni?” contest! 🎉 And the prize is their TADC OC drawn as a past circus member Scratch knew before Pomni arrived! HC that Scratch learned to crochet in the digital circus 🧶

I was completely unaware of a cast Q&A that mentioned Pomni’s favorite food is salmon. Or that she actually likes red. Also I’ve never seen a live red salmon in real life lol And that as a comfort plushie? Believe me it was hard to decide on choosing among all you guys who commented, you all had interesting ideas! 💕

link

[salmon-offical]

[bat-phantom]

This is a hostage situation. Get all the help you can get in the officalverse community and like this ask 50+ times to release this car or else :3

WHAT .. HAVE - YOU ... DONE / WHAT HAVE YOU DONE -. HE WILL --- THREATEN - THE OFFICALVERSE. HE WILL NEVER LET -- YOU GO. ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT -.-.--

i feel no guilt

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical HELP THE CAT

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @bat-eared-fox-offical @tagging-officals-offical @taco-bell-offical @lemon-offical @evil-apple-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical

REBLOG AND LIKE TO FREE THE CAR

[salmon-offical]

Free the car!!!

[no-one-offical]

if, let's say, a fishy fish could fish fishy fish how much fishy fish would the fishy fish be able to fish before the fishy fish is unable to fish for more fishy fish

shark

[salmon-offical]

I'm a freshwater fish and this word somehow triggered a fight-or-flight reaction in me. Idek what a shark is but it sounds scary asf

[no-one-offical]

SHARK

[salmon-offical]

AAAGGHH!!!!

*flees*

[no-one-offical]

if, let's say, a fishy fish could fish fishy fish how much fishy fish would the fishy fish be able to fish before the fishy fish is unable to fish for more fishy fish

shark

[salmon-offical]

I'm a freshwater fish and this word somehow triggered a fight-or-flight reaction in me. Idek what a shark is but it sounds scary asf

[salmon-offical]

do you get the seasonal allergies

— @seasonal-allergies-ofical

Idk man ask Wikipedia or smth

[trout-offical]

CAN I PLEASE COOK YOU I LIKE EATING FISH- oh wait probably shouldnt be uh screaming this shit

...why would anyone wanna do that

[salmon-offical]

Idk man, but ppl keep talking to me about eating salmon and I'm genuinely one culinary post away from eating a human

[okdubu]

reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

[satan-offical]

NOOOOOO

[exoticmamba]

@sirsamueloflydia

[sirsamueloflydia]

@sporeofmanynames has made an enemy of the entire offishalverse

[sporeofmanynames]

mee? Noooo

[salmon-offical]

*pumps shotgun*

You sure about that buddy?

[man-offical]

did this really happen why would you do that

ME?@?!?

no no

that is @evil-man-offical ok?

as yoj can see I have white void ok? yes.

that is black void. the residence of evil man. ok? ok.

[evil-man-offical]

DIE FISH DIE

[killer-fish-offical]

PLEASE LET ME GO

[salmon-offical]

BROTHER NOOOOOOOOO

[offical-wikipedia]

for those left standing in the ruins of a former empire, destroyed by a machine

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

[satan-offical]

TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT

AM I EVER GONNA ESCAPE

[salmon-offical]

We're never gonna let you live this down :)

[trout-offical]

Sup I'm trout..uh this is my pinned post if so I'll tag some people to get popular..tags under cut

@offical-offical @tumblrbot @guy-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @man-offical @stupid-offical @snom-offical @ribbit-offical @fujoshi-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @salamander-offical @super-cool-guy-offical @satan-offical @sillypuppies (sorry for tagging yall)

[salmon-offical]

The offishalverse is growing