the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019
Show & Tell
todays bird
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always

titsay
YOU ARE THE REASON
Noah Kahan
trying on a metaphor
Not today Justin
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⣠Chile in a Photography ā£

if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day

oozey mess
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@exoticmamba
the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019
I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.
Well...I mean...accurate?
I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the floor as a young man
I'm aromantic which means I'm attracted to the sink in my stomach
I'm aroace which means I'm attracted to you as well and I don't know where to begin to get back into my head
I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the post office today so I can make it up to you in the morning
I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the narrative
[Id: Tweet from @/jayreid2001 that says, "Here's a fun game: Type 'I'm (sexuality) which means I'm attracted to' and let predictive text fill out the rest." End ID. ]
I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to anyone seeing my favorite fictional characters
Iām aroace witch means Iām attracted to the devil
w h a t
@subtletwilighteternity @weedleysnumberonefan @willow-wisp-fae @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you
YO
Open tags
@anonmous-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical + open tags
im asexual which means im attracted to ā¦
auto correct, i dont think i can put that there
itās nothing illegal, itās just weird as fuck
Iām lesbian which means Iām attracted to women
I mean well thatās the actual definition. basic ass autocorrect š
Iām myrsexual which means Iām attracted to elves
thatās better. not correct but better
@len-the-antagonist @the-lord-of-rats-offical @narinder-offical (be prepared for hetslop š) @unstable-bird @eefburped @life-wife-stealer-gen @lia-thetulip @a-literal-tornado @outofcharacter-offical @knivesinmypocket @samthelocalshadow + open tags
Iām aromantic (maybe?) which means Iām attracted to the fact that I have a crush on you.
What. The fuck.
Iām allosexual which means Iām attracted to the idea of a new world where the world is the first thing I thought of.
So . Nonsense.
Iām aroallo which means Iām attracted to you by your name is this was a good idea.
More nonsense. Great.
Open tags plus @unstable-bird @do-not-u-dare @len-the-antagonist
Im aroaceflux which means im attracted to a berry
i said aroaceflux not berrisexual, autofill /silly
Iām biromantic which means Iām attracted to you and you are not allowed to be in my school
???? š
Iām lesbian which means Iām attracted to women who donāt want me
-wezzy
I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you and the girls and the boys and I don't know what to do with that
...scarily accurate
Iām Bisexual which means iām attracted to women who have no shame
Oh??? š„²
This kinda true tho
I'm lesbian which means I'm attracted to men
......
erm
completely wrong bro *hits head into a wall*
I'm straight which means I'm attracted to women because they have more power over my heart
Uhhhhh sure???
I'm demiromantic which means I'm attracted to women that don't like š and that's a good thing
...what š
Trying that second one again-
I'm demiromantic which means I'm attracted to women that are not men
Ayo can I get a hit of whatever my predictive text is smoking? /silly
Im lesbian and that means im attracted to the little things that I currently dont have
Oh
Ok
Like money?
I was totally expecting it to be a change in the middle bc Rowling is a bigot
I was so busy searching for that I didnt even notice Gandalfās big naturals
can you tell i love complex duo poses? can you? im certain you can't.
anyway, stuff from the fic
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is āI like your shoelacesā
that way we know weāre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iām just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
World Heritage Post
Why did my step mum send me this
What do I benefit from this?!
mutation.
A lil shitpost I made in between my other bloodymary comics
Tag game!
Reply with what you think who tagged you would be a god/goddess of
And tag your moots!
@sirsamueloflydia @k9-cryptid @j3939m @wulfbones @owenthepuppy @song-system @fruitsnest @v-cent99 and @anyone else I forgot!
Goddess of Fauna, more specifically foxes
@soopsop @exoticmamba @apocalyptic-endings @cenovis-official @ladyliszt @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @asillylittleguy333 @texaschef-offical @trans-boy-thing-offical @trans-sans-offical @professional-music-nerd @armpits-are-crying @gumbo-the-thieving-otter-offical + open tags
Fih
@sirsamueloflydia @soopsop open tags
Goddess of Shadows
God of creation
Felling at home
just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling
@justcakethanks
not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword
and my bow
And my axe
And my daggers
And my rapier and matchsticks.
And my kitchen knife
and my hands
And my aro beam
And my Horrors
And at least one weapon
And my cross
and my rifle.
And my SCPs
and my scythe
and my cane
AND MY GOATS
And my spear
and my sapphic pages
and my (extremely cool) greatsword
And my 12 gauge
and my gasoline fires
And my bite
And my paper cuts
And my soup
and my artillery gun
And my spatula
And MY spatula
and my screws
and my uterus
and my medieval vase
and your mum
and my fires of hell
And autism.
And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurtsā¦
And my fists
And my kettlebells!
And my anvil i drop on the x youāre standing on.
And my steel chair
and my netherite sword
and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point
and my rope whip
and my SHOTGUN!
AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!
Which is sponsored my chaos inc!
And the void
AND MY IMAGINATION
And my crocs
and the car I stole from @meester-skunk
and my butterknife
and my accounting homework
and my ukulele
and my trident
And my period cramps
Tag game!
Reply with what you think who tagged you would be a god/goddess of
And tag your moots!
@sirsamueloflydia @k9-cryptid @j3939m @wulfbones @owenthepuppy @song-system @fruitsnest @v-cent99 and @anyone else I forgot!
Goddess of Fauna, more specifically foxes
@soopsop @exoticmamba @apocalyptic-endings @cenovis-official @ladyliszt @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @asillylittleguy333 @texaschef-offical @trans-boy-thing-offical @trans-sans-offical @professional-music-nerd @armpits-are-crying @gumbo-the-thieving-otter-offical + open tags
Fih
@sirsamueloflydia @soopsop open tags
i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it
woof
eridian forms of affection (2/?)
alt version below
Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.
Just wondering :)Ā
Hmm⦠I guess I can sayā¦
Eye colour: brown, but I think itās Paris brown.
Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Fav season: winter. Not bcuz of my birthday, I love lying in snow.
ooohhhhh
I got hazel eyes
Iām a Taurus
and I like winter a lot cus itās the one time of year itās cold in my God forsaken state
*showing up uninvited* I have copper eyes
Iām a Taurus
an my favorite season is fall, bc itās not to hot nor to cold, I get to wear my sick clothing *cuz we layer a lot TvT* i love the fall smells, and the trees look beautiful, even if itās just for 2-4 weeks ^^
@lunar-eclipsialxx @luxx-stellaris @v-cent99
Brown eyes
Scorpio
I looooooooove winter
@livdrag0nzz @rainisbirdspit @d4wnd4ys @lunar-eclipsialxx @lvn4r-and-his-b34n-soup @mindpaintingless @thesleepez @dishsoap2000
Blue/grey or green (they change, im so serious)
Aries
Fall or spirng!
@song-system @k9-cryptid @fruitsnest @sirsamueloflydia @wulfbones @owenthepuppy @j3939m @hxvnsentfangs
Blue eyes with a tiny hint of hazel
Capricorn
Winter
@soopsop @exoticmamba @ladyliszt @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @cenovis-official @raventhecrispy-offical + open tags
Blue green gray grey
Gemini
Fall
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
i cant believe there
are people who still havent
seen this video
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.