SalotinėsKelnės

[salotineskelnes]

nelauksi

o aš vis tiek lauksiu nebežinau ką man daryti kad pasiekčiau savom mintim tavas gal man laišką parašyti kad sujungtum mūsų sistemas

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[laz-va]

Kittens!

…and their Mother

[beraris]

[little-black-bear]

Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.

[fucccboi-deactivated20160620]

THIS IS SO COOL

[pantslesswrockold-blog]

wow is this ever relevant

[cannedviennasnausage]

Took me a second.

[moaka]

I love this so much.

[lizardpisss]

OMFG I FINALLY GET IT

[grandmastattoo]

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

[waepenwifestre]

none binary with left titty

[localstarboy]

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

[left-reminders]

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

[apersnicketylemon]

Just a reminder, but you do not need to “earn” being tired.

You’re allowed to be tired, even if you haven’t “done” anything and you’re allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.

Being tired is a normal thing your body does for a whole plethora of reasons, and is a basic bodily function. You don’t need to “earn” basic bodily functions, no matter what anyone else tells you.

[potamideriver]

hey hey hey this is really important, especially as a reminder to people with disorders that cause chronic exhaustion.

[felixthethief]

Thanks for the info

[tohellwiththebeatles]

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

[amyissad-deactivated20220501]

RELATABLE

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[digitalzzombie]

Great! How do I uninstall it?

[covertlydesperado]

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[reaper-0-1]

Who the fuck wrote this

[camf825]

[nudityandnerdery]

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

[great-tweets]

[source]

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

FREE HIM

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

HE CAME BACK

[scumbagsblog]

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[mortis01]

Reblog pls

[ham4harrypotter-blog]

Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”

[jumpingjacktrash]

my mom had a nice technique for this. when i’d give her sass, she’d say, “i don’t speak rude, what’s that in polite-person-ese?”

basically, she’d encourage me to rephrase my opinion without the attitude. so “UGH, you NEVER let me do ANYTHING!” would (often after quite a bit of bitching and grumbling) turn into “it feels like every time i have a fun idea, you say no, and i just end up sitting around the house.”

and at that point we could troubleshoot like civilized people. she could explain that she didn’t want me to go to jimmy’s sleepover because jimmy’s dad creeps her out, and i could suggest maybe i could have andy over instead, and she could say sure, why not call peter and stacy and brianna and have your own party, i’ll pop some popcorn and rent a movie, and i could add what if we put up tents in the back yard and have a bonfire and roast marshmallows, and she could laugh and say don’t push it.

[hermioneindisguise]

I really like this technique because it addresses the OPs comment but recognizes that the two can coexist. The problem is often the child is expressing their opinion in a rude or disrespectful way. And as humans we automatically become adverse to opinions we feel are aggressive toward us.

[suavecitapomade]

[femkitti]

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

[sydsliftingface]

wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[vapidsocialite]

Hillæo

HiLLæoo

[jumex]

This is my Essence