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Siblings Fight
The bat kids will absolutely beat the shit out of each other, no hesitations. Tim ate the last cookie? Damian’s throwing hands in 0.2 seconds.
Jason accidentally hurt Dick’s hand? Dick kicked his shins.
Damian took Cass’ hoodie? Cass has him in a chokehold.
For every little thing, they will fight.
But if anyone else even touches a hair on their head, you best believe the other siblings will go on a rampage bc no one but them can hurt their sibling.
Damian Headcannons!
He’s totally a Disney baby. He loves everything disney, and he likes to have disney movie nights. This fact only gets known by the family once he was comfortable enough to show his true child self. The family indulges him by taking him to Disney on special occasions of his life.
He’s a sweetheart deep down, he offers hugs as comfort when he sees anyone cry. He always ask if it’s ok to hug them before he does, and respects the answer he’s given.
He likes to hang out a lot with his siblings, he’s a little bit too attached to them. Dick is running errands? He’s tagging along. Jason is in the batcave fixing something? He’s sitting close by for some chit chat. Tim is working on a case? He’s sitting right next to him, leaning on Tim and possibly napping. Cass is dancing? He’s right there drawing her elegant poses.
He likes to be carried, especially when he’s sleepy. Too stuffed after dinner to even get up? Bruce will definitely carry his baby and tuck him into bed.
He’s an angel once he knows his family will love him no matter what, but he can be a demon when he feels overwhelmed, especially with noise and and there’s too much going on around the house. His family knows to take him somewhere quiet and calm until he feels ok again. If he snaps, someone will carry him and cover him in a nice soft blanket before taking him to a nice quiet spot in the house.
His siblings like to pepper kisses all over his little face. He’s just too cute, they can’t resist. Damian secretly loves it, even though he shies away from them.
You think Damian is the spoiled one? Think again.
Jason is the absolute most spoiled one of the bunch. He was the baby when he died, and he came back as an older brother, he did NOT grow out of the “little sibling” phase.
Bruce encourages that mindset because he cannot say no to Jason, Jason will cry. Jason wants some pizza even though Alfred said no junk food? Bruce cant say no because his baby will start tearing up.
Jason: can we have pizza for dinner tonight?
Bruce: I don’t know, Alfred said n-
Jason: 🥹 ok
Bruce: No no no no, it’s ok! We’ll get pizza for dinner, sweetheart.
Jason being a typical older sibling
Timmy: Hey, can I-
Jason: SHUT. the. Fuck. up.
Damian: *breathes*
Jason: GOD! You’re so. ANNOYING
Jason, being the little brother he is: Hey Dick, can you get-
Dick: No.
Jason: 🥹 ok
What makes you so mad when choosing a fanfic to read?
I’ll go first.
I absolutely hate the fact that MANY Batman fics include incest. Idgaf if they’re adopted, THEY’RE STILL BROTHERS, WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING SIBLINGS?!
And it even makes me more MAD WHEN THEY ARE SHIPPED W BRUCE, LIKE THATS THEIR DAD Y’ALL WTF?!
Stop this madness, I hate the fact that something looks interesting and then I check the tag and it has some type of ship between the bat brothers, or one of them and Bruce.
I need to start filtering out all the ships man wtf 😭
Jason trying to get what he wants
Jason: PAAAAAA!
Jason: ’APAAAAAAA!
Jason: PAPIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Bruce: *tired of his kids* whAt?
Jason: Can I have your card to order food?
Dick and his “baby” brothers
Dick, talking to someone: And these are my baby brothers! 😁
The baby brothers:
*Jason, 6 ft tall, over 200 pounds, built af*
*Tim, sleep deprived af, barely being able to stand, looking like a vampire*
*Damian, little, but incredibly angry and possibly feral*
Person: these are your baby brothers?
Dick: Yes! Aren’t they adorable?! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Batfam Headcannon #8
Most of Bruce’s kids don’t call him “Dad”. On special occasions they do, and it’s always sincere.
But sometimes, when they want something badly, or try to get off the hook because of something they did, they will call Bruce “daddy” in their preferred and/ or native language.
Examples:
Damian: I found this kitten in a box, abandoned. Can we please keep him, Baba?
Jason: I swear that explosion wasn’t caused by me! Papi, do you think I would cause an explosion and not be proud of it? *he totally did it, but he’s on thin ice with how many he’s caused*
Tim: No, Papa! Please give me my coffee back, it’s only the first cup today! *it’s definitely not*
Casa: *ASL* Please don’t make me go to that Gala, Daddy, please!
Dick: Tati, can you please take a break and watch a movie with me? *Bruce is hurt and needs a break, but he’ll try his damn best to spend time with his kids*
And Bruce knows what his kids are doing, but he doesn’t care because they used such a loving nickname for him. He’ll let them get away with murder anytime if they simply use it. He’s a weak man for his children’s love and affection.
P.S. I hc Tim as French. Just to make it clear bc Papa translates as “daddy” or “dad” in English. Jason used “Papi” ‘cause it’s the Spanish word for “Daddy”. Just to clear up any confusion.
P.P.S. “Papá” is Spanish for “Dad”. I love my native language, but without the accent on the a, it means potato. Accents are awesome lol.
Batfam Headcannon #7
Damian likes affection. Loves it and craves it almost 24/7. But he’ll act like he hates it.
He didn’t receive affection from his time in the league, and he knows that he will receive it at the manor if he seeks it.
He’s afraid his wants will be discarded, so he protects himself by acting like he despises it.
His family knows he loves it, so any chance they see him, they give him all the hugs, shoulder pats, cheek kisses, etc. they can give. The way Damian relaxes and smiles let’s them know that’s what he needed.
Batfam Headcannon #6
All of Bruce’s children agree that Bruce’s bed is the most comfortable bed of all time.
Sometimes, when the kids don’t have school or work and they’re at the manor, they go sleep on Bruce’s bed after Bruce leaves for work.
It’s rare, but there’s times when ALL of Bruce’s kids are at the manor and free to have a lazy morning, so one by one they trickle into Bruce’s bed. When Bruce is also free to have a lazy day, it makes it all the more better, because nothing is better than a nice cozy nap with a loving parent and your siblings.
Bruce trying to annoy Jason with his love
Jason: * 6’0, 200+ lbs, angry boy*
Bruce: Ohhh my baby!! My beautiful baby is so cute! I love you, my little baby!!! 🥰🥰🥰
Jason: BRUCE STOP, IM AN ADULT NOW!
Bruce: Still my handsome little baby! 🥰
Jason, after Bruce scolds him for using guns to fight crime
Jason: Point is, haters gonna hate. Shake it off. Taylor Swift, always right.
Batfam Headcannon #5
Tim can and will sass anyone that gets on his nerves, especially when he’s sleep deprived. He will destroy you emotionally and mentally, he does not care when he’s running on 30 minutes of sleep.
Batfam Headcannon #4
Jason is Hispanic, and he speaks Spanish fluently.
Jason likes to dance cumbias, huapangos, bachata, perreo, etc. He even tries to teach his siblings when they’re bored, and he’s so proud when they start dancing well. He loves to dance with his siblings, he likes sharing parts of his culture with others.
Batfam Headcannons #3
Jason is known to bully his siblings in person as well as online. It’s a fun time for him.
But only him and his siblings are allowed to bully each other. If anyone else bullies his siblings, especially the younger ones, you best believe he will hunt you down until he finds you. You don’t wanna piss him off like that.
Batfam Headcannon #2
Tim has a new obsession every couple of months/years.
It can range from Harry Potter, to Marvel, to anime.
The one constant is the need to read fanfiction about his new obsession. He moves from the current obsession once he can no longer find fanfiction that he likes.
Batfam Headcannon #1
I’m not sure if Bruce speaks Arabic fluently or not, but if he does, he has an accent.
Damian definitely makes fun of him by asking him how he pronounced a word and then mocking him for shits and giggles.
It makes the rest of his siblings laugh. Bruce is not amused.