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i respect ppl who think frodo & sam were sucking & fucking constantly when the narrator wasn't looking. but personally i think the furthest they went was an awkward attempt at mutual handjobs one night in mordor which started as sam trying to do something anything that'd make frodo feel good & frodo insisted on doing it for sam too & sam closed his eyes & tried to imagine it was rosie cotton while frodo tried to remember the shire or focus on the texture of sam's rough hand or the unyielding heat in his own grip or think about anything other than the great burning wheel & neither of them succeeded. & frodo never got fully hard & eventually pushed sam's hand away but kept going & sam felt like he had failed & part of him wanted to push frodo's hand away too but instead he came harder than he had ever in his life & they never talked about it again

archipithecus

@the-warlock-syndicate

#gollum on the cuck rock

#truth nuke

yesornopolls

Did you read the Calendar Children book series growing up?

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fallout-lou-begas

something that i find interesting about independent animation nowadays is that if you don't have studio/streamer backing, you have to release your work yourself on the internet, but you have to do it for free on the internet because virtually nobody is going to be willing to accept a paywall just for one original show, so what you have to do in order to make any money off of it is make all of your money from merchandising, but then this means that you show must be merchandisable and have very toyetic character designs that translate easily to plushies and whatnot, but then you also need to cater your show to people who are disproportionately inclined to buy merchandise like that in the first place so that your sales can be enough to sustain you, which means that even if you want to communicate complex or difficult ideas in your work, your independent animation project must attract (at least on a first impression) and retain viewers who are both very consumerist and very capable of rabid passion, which unfortunately has a single-circle shaped venn diagram with a lot of the most toxic fandom tendencies known to man, and this explains a lot of things about independent animation and its fandoms nowadays I think

fallout-lou-begas

why, i haven't the foggiest notion of what you're talking about

somacruz

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

7777777awawawa7777777

i had to transcribe it

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raccoonmilf

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

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For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

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We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

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I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

raccoonmilf

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

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iftadwascool

You know how, you think I, you, can buck m-I, you can't buck me o-, you think I-uh this is the worst, this is the most… I've had to get off, tryta, someone try to buck me before? No way. No way sister. So this isuh-I'm right here. This guys uh, tu-UHHH sexual… UHHH… VERY strong, sexually. Can't buck me. I've been practicing with, UH, the horses uh-of the women of horses. Who are like, they're like the uh-of if you are like a herd like uh… like you know n'you could say like 'I'm the' you know they're like the- the Beatles of… a different type of music. This is like… for horses, but, women who are like horses. So they're not I'm not havin sex with horses I'm…having sex with WOMEN but they have like, it's LIKE a horse cuz they're BUCKIN!

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cuz your sister and me aint got nothin to hide

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iftadwascool

funhaus// Harry Caray joins the Fellowship

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when you realize that you’re going to outlive andy himself

grimeclown

Intellect devourer: please... you must rescue us... I am newborn...

The husk it's inhabiting:

grimeclown

No but really

mellodillo

memewhore

curioscurio

His dedication to the bit and thus conquering of the watermelon whilst staying in character yet obviously struggling. The satisfying ending. This is performance art at its peak.