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@samflower
Some of y'all genuinely hate dudes and honestly, that’s super cringe
Do I hate a shitty man? Yes. But a shitty man is not a shitty man because he is a man, but because he is shitty
I would also like people to stop giving a free pass to shitty women because of the whole “women can’t be shitty uwu” crap.
i genuinely HATE that so many takes on bruce are made to paint him as this entirely self righteous and thereby sort of arrogant person who thinks there is no other way and that it’s his job to be the one to fight crime bc criminals have to be taken care of or bc he’s the only one who can do it bc it just completely obscures how much of bruce’s crusade is driven by compassion and by a deep sense of empathy wherein he wants no one else to go through what he went through. he’s doing it not from a frame of reference where the criminals are the driver he’s doing it from a frame of reference where the victims matter to him and he wants to save them and he’d take all of the burdens upon himself if it just meant he could save people from being hurt. that’s what a batman comic or movie or whatever should be about, rather than repeatedly emphasizing that he’s just waging a war on crime. he’s not. he’s making a desperate attempt to save people, and there’s a difference between those two frames of thought
Castle Combe is a village in Wiltshire, where no new houses have been built since 1600. It's basically a time-travel fairytale just waiting for you to pop in.
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Revenge of the Sith AU where Anakin can't kill any younglings because they've set up hundreds of Space Home Alone style booby traps around the jedi temple
He opens a door and a bucket full of sand unloads its contents all over his head
He walks down a corridor and slips because they’ve poured oil on it.
people on here give yoda a lot of shit and say that he was a bad mentor but i’d like to contest that Yoda is and has always been cool as hell and the real problem was that in the days of the Republic he was forced into a shitty managerial position, where he had to worry about paperwork and massive unauthorized clone orders and vetting chosen ones and shit like that when really all he wanted all along was to be a delightfully shitty impish little grandpa living in a hut giving cryptic advice to teenagers
Like remember that episode of the Clone Wars where the jedi council finally tries to put yoda in a retirement home because he starts talking to Qui Gon’s ghost and yoda calls anakin over like “hmmm…. friends, we are, young skywalker. help me escape this silly place, you must. in it for you, a handful of Werther’s Originals is” like that’s who Yoda is, at his core, and the stifling weight of Force monk bureaucracy took that away from him
Hand to god if all of the like administrative work of running the Jedi Order had been left to someone just slightly more competent and business savvy like IDK Mace Windu or Plo or Luminara or even That One Guy Who’s Allowed To Fuck and yoda had been allowed to scamper off and just like, occasionally impart funny wisdom to jedi children and cheekily break all of the rules in front of them, this Darth Vader shit would have NEVER happened. Instead Anakin would have had the fun-loving, devil may care, “as long as in the house, you do it, young Skywalker” Bad Grandpa influence he desperately needed to balance out frazzled and terminally high-strung Teen Dad Kenobi
Anakin is out on one of the Temple balconies just stewing angrily about his sexual frustration towards Padmé and how Obi-Wan keeps warning him that he will be expelled from the Jedi order and then thrown into a big pit of lava if he ever even talks to a girl and that makes him sad and angry and emotionally confused, when he notices tiny little old man Yoda’s hobbling over to stand next to him with a knowing expression on his face.
“Forbidden emotional attachments, we both have,” Yoda winks at him and pulls out a box of cigarettes. “To nicotine, mine is”
“Wish to save your mother from a life of unlawful bondage on Planet Shit, you do. Very well. Feel like being bad, I do. Tell anyone I am helping you, you must not. Murder me, the rest of the Council would. ;)”
CRYING OVER THE “To nicotine, mine is” HELP
my blog is, and always will be, a safe place for people who are not confident in their english speaking abilities. you will never be judged or mocked here.
1) Your English is probably better than you think it is. I’ve read many posts that ended with something along the lines of “sorry for my bad English” and was surprised because it was worded exactly the way a native English speaker would word it.
2) The main purpose of language is to communicate. Even if communication is a little awkward, as long as we can understand what the other person is trying to say, there’s no need for it to be perfect.
3) You speak English better than I can speak your language.
4) You speak English better than I can speak English .
5) Being able to speak a second language at all is a huge achievement and something most of the people ragging on “bad English” are incapable of themselves. You’re doing great.
6) “bad English” suggests there’s such a thing as “good English”….and have you SEEN this language? We just live like this.
it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think
vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -
angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?
vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?
angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.
vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.
vampire: hey i am outside your apartment
angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?
vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.
angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.
vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*
angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.
vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here
everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience
I really want to emphasize the slightly ridiculous timeline of Bruce taking in children and how funny this has the potential to be re:Dick being the eldest, because I think it's really important that people understand that Bruce basically only has Dick around for like...11-12 years. Dick formally moves out when he's around 19 or 20, and roughly six months to a year later, Bruce picks Jason up. Dick and Jason never live in the same house at the same time, and three years later, Jason dies. So he gets 2 kids over a 15 (ish) year period, which doesn't sound too ridiculous, right?
Except then his adoption tendencies accelerate, because he picks up Tim and Cass within 2 years of each other (and Steph came as a package deal with both of them) and then finds out about Damian 2-3 years after that. Then we've got Duke, who (when you vaguely fit together timelines) enters stage left about 2-3 years after Damian.
So after a 15-year period with two kids, Bruce manages to pick up 4 1/2 others (counting Steph) within the 7-8 years afterwards. The sheer missed comedic potential of Dick being a grown-ass adult and then his dad decides to adopt a pack of kids within 5 years of him moving out is incredible. Dick went from being essentially an only child for his entire life to being eldest of 6, only one of which he's ever actually lived in the same house with, all because Bruce got Empty Nest Syndrome and went "well I raised one child to adulthood successfully. What's another 5 or 6 at the same time?"
I had to stop thinking about Natasha Pulley’s books because they made me too CRAZY they were all like here’s a main character experiencing the soft quiet yearning and loneliness that comes with waiting for the love of your life to remember you and I was like *SCREAMS*
i hate all of you <3
Natasha Pulley books be like: here is this sad Englishman, lonely and broken by the world, quietly and secretly longing for Someone, dare we suggest a very special, fated Someone
me: fuck yes
3: Terry meeting young Dami and teasing him
He's so easy to rile up, Terry barely has to try lmao
Please read this!
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Sometimes, what we percieve as problematic truly is necessary for a better understanding of others.
the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church
Billy and Teddy in Empyre #5
I could see it in his eyes the moment we met. It was like looking in a mirror. Ever since his mother brought him to me… It was clear he was going to be a handful. Calling him entitled would be an understatement. To the role of Robin. To taking life. And he never questioned that he’d one day be Batman. He’s as strong as he is stubborn. And there is no doubt in my mind that Damian can take care of himself. That doesn’t mean he should have to.
DAMIAN WAYNE in ROBIN #1
Spirited Away (2001)
