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[carrionkid]

Thinkinge about this tiktok

[carrionkid]

[autotuned] so i go to college and i have the wooorst job on campus. i’m an RA ON CAMPUS and one time at 4:30 in the morning, i get a knock on my door. and someone says to me “there’s a kid dead in the bathroom” and i said “dead in the bathroom?” and he goes “DEAD IN THE BATHROOM” and i said “oh my god” so i walk down the hall and they show me this kid and he looks like he’s DEAD IN THE BATHROOM and so i called the cops and said hey there’s a kid DEAD IN THE BATHROOM

and the cops show up and then the kid wakes up and he starts ~throwing up violently! all over the place!~ and the cop says “we should call an ambulance” and then the kid says “DON’T CALL THE AMBULANCE” and i said “WE SHOULD REALLY CALL THE AM-BU-LANCE”

…… and we didn’t call the ambulance

[extremely quietly] and then the kid gets into a fight with the cop and the cop gives him a hearing notice and then the kid 

[deep sigh] TEARS UP THE HEARING NOTICE IN FROOOOONT OF THE COP

……and this happened at 4:30 in the morning

[liaragaming]

PSA - Don’t Ever Ever Ever EVER donate through Youtube superchat

tl:dr

you lose more than half your donation

youtube never states this anywhere

you cannot get a refund

[sandandglass]

[zorobro]

omfg

[oyu-ki]

[tainbocuailnge]

anyone remember how in pokemon xy honedge would let you touch its cloth at low affection but starts to dislike that when you increase affection and then its pokedex entry is like “it uses the cloth to drain people’s life energy” motherfucker is literally ready to kill you at first

[peanut100]

it said go ahead and touch the cloth. fuck around and find out.

[actualnymph]

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

[itseasytoremember]

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

[mizshylock-deactivated20151216]

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

[dashaibo]

And then you push cats and it’s an absolute lottery, because some may just say “mrow” and start purring and some will rip your stupid face off.

[ladepanda]

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

[keep-chasing-rainbows-deactivat]

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

[celestialdeth]

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

4. Website doesn’t post a “timeline” with laser-targeted ads about me.

[markingatlightspeed]

5. Non-algorythmic feed. It lets me read shit in the order it was posted.

[itistimetodisappear]

6. Can’t see other people’s follower counts. Big and small blogs interact/mix better, no one is idolized.

[dammitradar]

7. No one, absolutely no one, can manage to make money off us little shits

[ruinedchildhood]

[rt0no]

[steveover600]

dying reef

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nitocrisss]

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

[owlinadayswork]

“You’re the only you we’ve got”

[scifigrl47]

My mother had three pregnancies, and two children.  She had a miscarriage, between my brother and I, in that four year span between our births, there was another pregnancy, another child desperately wanted, who didn’t live to term.

My mother had her pre-natal care, and her post-miscarriage care, at Planned Parenthood.

Because it was the best place for her.  Because at the time, she had a two year old child and a bike and they were living just around that nice little sweet spot between ‘desperately poor’ and ‘almost have enough to consider a savings account.’  And when you are poor, and female, and need health services, Planned Parenthood is there.

And my mother walked past the protesters, walked past the people who screamed at her about not killing her baby, about how she was a whore, and she was going to hell.  My mother, in mourning for a child that she had lost, blaming herself, hating herself for failing at this most feminine of things, walked through that, to care for herself, to get the medical care she needed.  So that someday, two years later, she could have me.

I cannot speak to the courage that must have taken.  But that path is walked by thousands of women.  Every single day.

She donated to Planned Parenthood until her death.  And she said to me, that the people who screamed at her saw her only as a vessel for a baby.  They didn’t care about her, they didn’t care about her baby, either.  They were pro-birth, not pro-life, because none of them would be there after her baby was born, to offer help and support and care. 

The protesters didn’t care about her.  And the medical professionals inside did.  It is the right of every woman to have access to safe, affordable, quality health care, no matter where she comes from, what her income is, or what choices she makes with her life.  And that is what these kind of bills are attempting to take away. 

[butch-with-a-tortoise-deactivat]

This is important.

For many, clinics like Planned Parenthood are one of the only options for free or low cost health care.

[ferrousferrule]

97% of Planned Parenthood services are health and wellness related, not abortion. (And legally, federal money cannot be used for abortion services).

[whiplish]

[iraprince]

weird little brain tweak/reframing that helped me out. i Often find that advice that seemingly helps Everyone Else doesn’t make any sense to me, in ways that are hard to describe, and it can be really frustrating. but when i find a way to explain it to myself that finally seems to break through and make it click, it feels really good

[abcsofadhd]

I call them ‘ONE THINGs’ (as in, one thing at a time).

ADHDers struggle with task switching.. holding different pieces of info slows us down and increases chance of us being distracted. Our brains also has difficulty automatically breaking down tasks into workable steps.

Therefore you want to manually break up the tasks into smaller tasks where you only have to hold one thing in mind. 

Its actually the same as the comic says, you want to break them up into steps so you don’t need to think about anything else while doing it. Make it as mindless as possible, so you only have to focus on the thing you’re doing.

The smaller the tasks, the less you have to task switch and the less chance of fucking up.

So with the room cleaning example, our ADHD brains thinks of everything it needs to do at the same time, doesn’t know where to start and panics/ get intimidated. 

Breaking down the task into workable ONE THINGS gives it easy instructions, that it doesn’t need to think about. 

(It’s why habits are so useful for ADHDers.. it allows us to do tasks without having to think about it).

[elioli-art]

Atlantis !